*019* Video

[sirius_is_a_dog]

[The video feed clicks on to show Sirius sitting in a chair before the fireplace. He's very patiently sitting still as two dozen fairies fuss about his voluminous, floor-length, cascading Rapunzel hair. Some are adding glitter, some flowers, others are trilling happily as they work in some tiny braids.]

At least the rest of me remains male.

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Comments

[counturfingers]

Lucky you.

[sirius_is_a_dog]

Have they done anything to you?

[counturfingers]

I'm hiding in a closet, because they keep throwing things at me.

[sirius_is_a_dog]

Smart man.

Here's hoping they don't find a way in there.

[19centconstable]

[Not laughing at you.]

You look quite fetching.

[Completely laughing at you.]

[sirius_is_a_dog]

[He grins, but almost immediately winces as one of the fairies pulls his hair.]

Thanks, mate. Want me to suggest you for their next makeover?

[19centconstable]

Oh, no. No, that's quite alright. Thank you.

[darknessb4me]

[He sounds absentminded.] Long hair isn't feminine.

Just the glitter, maybe.

[sirius_is_a_dog]

You don't think hair down to the floor is feminine?

[darknessb4me]

I just think it's impractical.