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[siriuslyluli]

Two muffins were in the oven.
One said "Holy shit, it's hot in here!"
The other said "Oh my God, a talking muffin!"

Comments

[mauvaise_etoile]

HAHAHAH.

[canutius]

That's like the one about the teacher that was telling her kids the Three Little Pigs story (in detail apparently). "So the first little pig went to the bilder's to get some material and what do you think the bilder said to him?" a kid from the back pipes up "Holy shit! A talking pig!"

[paddystar]

LOL!

[michablack]

*Chuckles*

[piccolopirate]

Hehe - that's like the one about the sausages in a frying pan.