house is mad now with people because my aunt and uncle have arrived for a visit. the travel so much that its almost like narcissa and andromeda and bellatrix are all my sisters and not my cousins because we grew up together. anyway reg is hiding in his room which is good because i don't think auntie would like very much to see him with his eyes ( Read more... )

oi everyone. what is happening eh.

happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
my mum found out about it
so i'm stuck in the cellarokay so that didn't exactly rhyme, but it gets the point across right? yep mum found out i was out of the house yesterday, don't know how, and i am in the cellar for birthday. hooray for me. i am also now grounded until the end of the month which i think ( Read more... )

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finally out of the cellar, where i have been all day. kreacher comes to open it to get wine for mum's breakfast and i can step over him and get out, so i am out. the cellar was not so bad this time, but i won't be telling mum that because, well, if all she does is lock me in a cellar when i've done something wrong then i consider myself lucky, what ( Read more... )

helloooooo from the cellar. went up to kill the other big spider in the attic and found bellatrix there, and she started screeching and that woke the whole house and she told mum that i was trying to murder her, and i thought i was a goner until we sorted out that no, actually i was going to murder the spider. the spider has a NAME though and even ( Read more... )

well that's done then, no sirius out of the house for two weeks thanks to a stupid spider's blood burning a hole through the attic floor and a tattletale house elf. mum just spent a good forty minutes screaming at me about it and made me go and fix it without magic, which means i have loads of splinters in my hands now. andromeda got most of them ( Read more... )

REMUS ARE YOU ON HERE?

HELLOOOOO

REMUS?

ANDROMEDA HELP

anybody want to buy a very used house elf ( Read more... )

TESTING one two three this is BRILLIANT hey Remus come look at this

what won't they think of NEXT!!!