Imagine if your world were as hopeless as that, when you live in a world of stone and satire and the cheese is never on the moon. Timothy always said we should go with him, but the dogs were too ferocious, we just couldn't swim across that lake. It wouldn't matter much if we did, the jelly at the end of that road didn't connect with our kind of ( Read more... )

Top candidate for "Quote of the week"

"You dress like a slut dude, you're just begging to be raped." -Some guy who was blocking the doorway into the building that my classroom was at. So, this was up at Northeast. It's a funny quote I like to think.

Possible runner-up, "I don't know about you, but I've always wanted to fuck a door." -I knew ( Read more... )

Real news:I'm heading off to Atlanta tomorrow. Won't that be fun. It'd be best to say our good byes, just in case I die while I'm away. If I die in Atlanta, I hope it will be from starvation, then I could laugh at the irony, if it were possible for a dead person to laugh. This whole conference is called a "Food Security Conference." I realize ( Read more... )

News:* Optimism is not dead, it was found earlier yesterday hiding behind a wall. When asked why it ran away, it smiled and started dancing. Scientists are baffled ( Read more... )

All of Friday was a waste of time ( Read more... )

News from today (and some continued from whenever news happened last ( Read more... )

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Though the show was as I thought it would be, the people were interesting ( Read more... )

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English Composition I ( Read more... )