Bowling Man
It's been far too long since I put this up somewhere
Its time for another Troy Warmboe presentation
(god I need a life)
Your hero and mine! His super powers include: the ability to bowl 300 games at will*, superhuman strength**, and the ability to attract women!***
* Only every once in a while.
** Superhuman strength limited to right arm only.
*** See next panel for explanation.
The ladies just love that firm buttocks!
One day bowling man was minding his own business going for an afternoon stroll, when without warning...
he was viciously attacked by a feline of gargantuan proportions!
Luckily, our hero managed to find his way to his erroneously labeled bowling-van, and speed away to safety.
It was then that he realized his car had been sabotaged. The vehicle kept on picking up more and more speed. In a display of incredible courage, bowling man hops on the roof, preparing to jump.
*slow-mo for dramatic effect*
Could this be the end???
*cough cough cough*
“Whoever did this is going to pay... I just bought that thing.”
He decided to call the super-villain hotline to uncover the culprit.
~ “If you were attacked by ninjas, press 4.”
~ “If a plague was unleashed on an unsuspecting population, press 5.”
~ “If you were attacked by a feline of gargantuan proportions, and when you narrowly escaped, you found out that your car had been sabotaged, press 6.”
*beep*
~ “Please hold while we check our super-villain database.”
*elevator music*
~ “we have determined that the villain you are up against is none other than...”
~"Dr. Zoo!" *dun dun duuuuuun*
Muahahahahahahahaha!
Confused and perplexed, our hero went to his bowling shrine to pray to the bowling gods for guidance.
Later that night Bowling man had a dream, nay a vision!
“Whe…. Where am I? who are you?”
*in a loud and booming voice* “We are the bowling gods and w-“
“Wait, then why are there 9 of you, shouldn’t there be 10, you know like 10 bowling pi-“
“SILENCE!”
“Oh... sorry.”
“We have given you this vision, to guide you in your quest to defeat the evil Dr. Zoo.”
“Where can I find him?”
*laughter amongst the gods*
“He can be found... at the zoo, duh.”
“Oh... uhh... I knew that.”
“Go now, arise from your slumber, and seek Dr. Zoo with haste.”
“Woah... it was all a dream, I think I know what I have to do.”
Later that night, at the zoo.
“Fool! You’ve fallen right into my trap.”
*POW! BIFF! ZAM!*
“Give up bowling man! I have you in my clutches!”
“Never!”
*KRACK!*
“Ahhhhhhhhh!”
“That’s for my van!”
“Now to free these animals from their prisons.”
And so it was that our hero saved the day... but what of Dr. Zoo?
It was said that the animals had their revenge as well.
Fin
Its time for another Troy Warmboe presentation
(god I need a life)
Your hero and mine! His super powers include: the ability to bowl 300 games at will*, superhuman strength**, and the ability to attract women!***
* Only every once in a while.
** Superhuman strength limited to right arm only.
*** See next panel for explanation.
The ladies just love that firm buttocks!
One day bowling man was minding his own business going for an afternoon stroll, when without warning...
he was viciously attacked by a feline of gargantuan proportions!
Luckily, our hero managed to find his way to his erroneously labeled bowling-van, and speed away to safety.
It was then that he realized his car had been sabotaged. The vehicle kept on picking up more and more speed. In a display of incredible courage, bowling man hops on the roof, preparing to jump.
*slow-mo for dramatic effect*
Could this be the end???
*cough cough cough*
“Whoever did this is going to pay... I just bought that thing.”
He decided to call the super-villain hotline to uncover the culprit.
~ “If you were attacked by ninjas, press 4.”
~ “If a plague was unleashed on an unsuspecting population, press 5.”
~ “If you were attacked by a feline of gargantuan proportions, and when you narrowly escaped, you found out that your car had been sabotaged, press 6.”
*beep*
~ “Please hold while we check our super-villain database.”
*elevator music*
~ “we have determined that the villain you are up against is none other than...”
~"Dr. Zoo!" *dun dun duuuuuun*
Muahahahahahahahaha!
Confused and perplexed, our hero went to his bowling shrine to pray to the bowling gods for guidance.
Later that night Bowling man had a dream, nay a vision!
“Whe…. Where am I? who are you?”
*in a loud and booming voice* “We are the bowling gods and w-“
“Wait, then why are there 9 of you, shouldn’t there be 10, you know like 10 bowling pi-“
“SILENCE!”
“Oh... sorry.”
“We have given you this vision, to guide you in your quest to defeat the evil Dr. Zoo.”
“Where can I find him?”
*laughter amongst the gods*
“He can be found... at the zoo, duh.”
“Oh... uhh... I knew that.”
“Go now, arise from your slumber, and seek Dr. Zoo with haste.”
“Woah... it was all a dream, I think I know what I have to do.”
Later that night, at the zoo.
“Fool! You’ve fallen right into my trap.”
*POW! BIFF! ZAM!*
“Give up bowling man! I have you in my clutches!”
“Never!”
*KRACK!*
“Ahhhhhhhhh!”
“That’s for my van!”
“Now to free these animals from their prisons.”
And so it was that our hero saved the day... but what of Dr. Zoo?
It was said that the animals had their revenge as well.
Fin