All my sandals smell like vinegar and cheese now. I first thought it was cause my feet were really nasty and dirty and smelly and making my sandals smell like this. But I think it's from Talia licking my sandals. She hella licks them and gets them soaked with her dog juices. And I think when that mixes with my feet it makes the nasty vinegar ( Read more... )

talia's teeth are falling out and hella bleeding. It was funny cause she had a tampon in her mouth and the tampon was all bloody. I should've taken a picture.

Talia's baby teeth are falling out. It's funny cause she has loose teeth like people do. It's not funny because she's biting more than normal. So i'm going to collect her teeth and make a necklace out of them. I have 2 already: a molar and a canine. I think necklaces are something I would never wear. same with those rubber bracelets. I never ( Read more... )

why does frasier have an english accent? i don't understand the show. why isn't he drinking more. Oh there are like 5 new teen girl squads. they're not as funny as the first were. I think it was just like initial surprise value that made them funny. If i were emo, i'd have a teen girl squad hoodie. uhm... i feel like sleeping but have to go ( Read more... )

talia's vag hairs are trimmed. the end.

The avg score for my physics midterm was 50%. only 6 people got a C or better on it. boo, i wish my tire didn't get a flat so I could go to class on monday. he probably explained if there was a curve or not. 9 people got a 30% or lower. I really hope i'm not one of them.

my tire deflated again. I drove it back from Parker's. well i stopped at a gas station first to fill the tire back up and then drove back. Then it deflated again over night. I need to figure out how to put the donut on it or do crazy driving to the gas station and then fill it up again and go to big o tires. I think i'm gonna skip my physics ( Read more... )

dogs need buttons that you can press where they poo and pee when you press it. I hate waiting for talia to pee or poo when i take her out. and then she decides she can't wait 3 seconds for me to open the door and pees right in front of it.

Dumb gamefly took so long to process the next game that it's sending me the wrong one now. I had it set up so i'd have 1 psp game and 1 console game, but since it took them 3 days to process the game i wanted, the console game got too popular and it skipped it. lame. i wanted Mortal Kombat, shaolin monks.

we need to return movies from netflix taht we'll never watch so we can get da ali g show season 2 and the family guy movie.