So I was wallowing around in the filth of my room when I hear rustling from the closet. Inside was a BIG GROSS ICKY COCKROACH!!!!!!!!!! Crawling around and getting it's dirty dirty feelers and antennae and spindly little legs all over my clothes. Probably laying eggs in my pants so that when they hatch they'll eat my crotchal area and then spread ( Read more... )

My funtabulous California adventure's going to be split up into seperate parts, in part because there's alotta pictures, but mostly because i'm stealing my brother's pictures as he puts them up and then creating my own, shitty, captions. HOORAHHH!!!!

Anyway, on to the monkeyhouse.

WEDNESDAY: The terminal


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For some reason people like to try on my glasses. I'll never understand the fascination. Having glasses is a handicap as far as I'm concerned. You don't see people asking wheelchair people to get out and let them have a spin around the block. Granted they can't really "climb out" but I can't see without my glasses so I have to pretty much stay ( Read more... )

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I HAVE LEATHER PANTS LOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLO


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A friendly bee crashed into my face today while I was sitting at the computer. I shrieked like a stuck pig and ran like the dickens. Then I watched 3 movies to finish off my day.

Hey look, some cats that have taken residency in my backyard. One is a cute kitten. The other is a mean bitch.


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Remember way back in the mid-90's when a fantabulous new food called "Turkey stix" was introduced to the local grocery store? I sure do. In fact, I loved them. Basically they were a hotdog made out of turkey but they marketed as something you eat cold, instead of warming it up and sticking it in a bun. And they also had all types of different ( Read more... )

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