"Hey Look: I invented the stove ( Read more... )

Wow, some people are dumbasses. And I don't mean just a run-of-the-mill dumbass, but ONE HUGE FUCKING DUMBASS!! God, it's so surprising. LOL, very funny, but surprising. :-D And seriously, the dumbass, haughty, fake shit that come out of mouths/mouth, well that's another story. What a good sociology/psychology debate. Well, gotta let 'em 'be ( Read more... )

Well, actually my job. Yes, I worked out schedule-ish things and got FIVE DAYS IN A ROW from the availability list. WOOHOO. I most definitely need it because of the incredible cost of senior activities. Pics in two weeks! Say a prayer that I look tan and they turn out good. And graduation shit will be like two hundred-twenty bucks! AAH ( Read more... )

TimR502 [10:49 PM]: I suppose I should go see it
TimR502 [10:49 PM]: Either that or take a kerosene enema.
SirRyRy [10:50 PM]: LMAO...about equally pleasuring
TimR502 [10:50 PM]: At least with the kerosene, you have something to talk about afterwards.

"...Terror yes, but fear NEVER ( Read more... )

JLHcora: how would you like it if somebody reached in your mouth and extracted a tree from your stomach via your esophogus?

Say Hi. HI JAMIE!

Babydoll22J [10:51 PM]: so last night, a bee got into eddie's room, under the sheet, and stung me FOUR times on my right leg at 3am!!!! I am still in pain...isn't that insanity??????

So yeah, this is extrememly funny. You may all laugh as hard as I did. Go on. LAUGH!

Marcyballet04 [10:20 PM]: once you're used to the gay standard: clean, smells good, treats u with respect, funny and charming. . .shall i go on?
Marcyballet04 [10:21 PM]: straight guys are way disappointing, even if they'd have sex with me

How cool was this weekend? Lemme tell you, it was sweet. Emo, with twists and turns and knots-in-stomachs, but def. sweet ( Read more... )

And it really makes me mad when I comment in somebody's journal cuz I thought they were cool, and they don't even respond. Fuck the world, Ryan just got off.