QOTD

[sirwilliam]

A consumer is "something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth... no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of

Comments

[shanonona]

i would quote that one but it has too many words.

[sirwilliam]

[bloomerwedgies]

It's like he has a secret camera in my living room.

[sirwilliam]

What do you mean "like?"