1. The single best thing about your physical appearance is your hair. 2. Nothing really reminds me of you, for some reason. 3. I think there's a white "mystery" jello. I'd wrestle you in that. Wait... no... that was Airheads. Oh well. A pool of airheads, then. 4. Well, it's shared with only one other person... but "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" 5. I remember that you were in my class with Mr. Whatley. I remember none of the conversations, though you seem to have catalogued them. 6. A bear, because your dog got eaten by one. 7. Did you and Chris ever kiss?
1. Whenever I see the word "Probe" on the back of your car, I grin. 2. Hey jude. Because you beat that thing into the ground. 3. Raspberry. 4. Again... ... "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" 5. I remember that you would always greet people by rubbing their head. And for this, I hated you with the passion of ten-thousand hells. 6. A finch. I haven't a clue as to why. 7. Can I get a final verdict on the "sexuality" issue?
1. Your teeth always weirded me out. 2. "Don't Fear the Reaper", because I know none of the words to that song. That reminds me of the fact that I know none of your songs, either. 3. Metamucil-flavor. It exists. 4. "I don't WANT to wear the fucking nun outfit!" 5. You were Winifred Sanderson in "Hocus Pocus". And I couldn't have respected you more. 6. One of those ski-patrol dogs with the booze around it's neck. 7. What do you think of the knew NIN album?
1. I've always found you immensely attractive, but your chin is odd. Not bad, mind you. Just odd. 2. Rancid, because that's what you were listening to when I was in your car. 3. Vaseline flavor, if you catch my drift. 4. We've never really had an inside joke. 5. You, Martin, Mel, Regina, Andrew, and I all went to a karaoke bar and got kicked out. After that, we went to a field behind Andrew's house. For about two hours, Andrew and I tried to have a respectable conversation, but you people just wouldn't stop laughing for some goddamn reason. 6. Black lab. Not sure why. 7. Do you think you'd be capable of murder?
1. If I had to pick one person to back me in a fight on earth, it'd be you. 2. Very many. But mostly, Tech 9. 3. Green Apple. Really, though, I'd like to avoid wrestling you if at all possible. I'm crippled enough as is. 4. Join the club. 5. I'd see you walking around Osbourn, laughing with people. That was enough for me to hate you. 6. A moose. 7. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
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2. Nothing really reminds me of you, for some reason.
3. I think there's a white "mystery" jello. I'd wrestle you in that. Wait... no... that was Airheads. Oh well. A pool of airheads, then.
4. Well, it's shared with only one other person... but "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
5. I remember that you were in my class with Mr. Whatley. I remember none of the conversations, though you seem to have catalogued them.
6. A bear, because your dog got eaten by one.
7. Did you and Chris ever kiss?
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2. Hey jude. Because you beat that thing into the ground.
3. Raspberry.
4. Again...
... "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
5. I remember that you would always greet people by rubbing their head. And for this, I hated you with the passion of ten-thousand hells.
6. A finch. I haven't a clue as to why.
7. Can I get a final verdict on the "sexuality" issue?
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2. "Don't Fear the Reaper", because I know none of the words to that song. That reminds me of the fact that I know none of your songs, either.
3. Metamucil-flavor. It exists.
4. "I don't WANT to wear the fucking nun outfit!"
5. You were Winifred Sanderson in "Hocus Pocus". And I couldn't have respected you more.
6. One of those ski-patrol dogs with the booze around it's neck.
7. What do you think of the knew NIN album?
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2. Rancid, because that's what you were listening to when I was in your car.
3. Vaseline flavor, if you catch my drift.
4. We've never really had an inside joke.
5. You, Martin, Mel, Regina, Andrew, and I all went to a karaoke bar and got kicked out. After that, we went to a field behind Andrew's house. For about two hours, Andrew and I tried to have a respectable conversation, but you people just wouldn't stop laughing for some goddamn reason.
6. Black lab. Not sure why.
7. Do you think you'd be capable of murder?
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2. Very many. But mostly, Tech 9.
3. Green Apple. Really, though, I'd like to avoid wrestling you if at all possible. I'm crippled enough as is.
4. Join the club.
5. I'd see you walking around Osbourn, laughing with people. That was enough for me to hate you.
6. A moose.
7. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
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