I haven't updated in a while because my entries have moved largely to my myspace page. I thought, though, that for the benefit (if you want to call it that) of the people who don't have myspace, I'd take a moment to stop by, say hi, how're the kids, oh he looks so grown up, pregnant? that's wonderful, who's the father, you don't know? kids these ( Read more... )

Please note:

It is impossible to study while listening to Journey. That pen will become a microphone every time.

Is that a biology book, or a packed arena stadium in disguise!?

It turns out I can't come to Manassas this weekend. The bio test that was scheduled for today was pushed back to Monday, giving me a momentary reprieve that I really do need to capitalize on. My weekend will be spent in seclusion, mostly, perhaps with some time spent online. I apologize for getting people's hopes up. Barring further unforseen ( Read more... )

This is basically the single coolest thing I've seen in a while.

http://rense.com/general67/street.htm

See, what I love about spam mail is that, aside from vending essential wares, it can be a delightful little history lesson ( Read more... )

That whole "depression" thing finally blew over. About time, too ( Read more... )

I've been depressed for about a month now... so I've been avoiding updating. I've lost 16 lbs this month. Even when I'm starving, I'm not hungry. I guess depression has its uses. ha. Doesn't make me very good company though, I guess ( Read more... )

I'm actually forcing myself to update. I don't want to. But I'm too bored to do anything else.

We've learned how to work the pool. If anyone wants to swim in the middle of winter... come to my house.

So... I couldn't decide whether or not I should shave... so I

oh fuck this.

It's so bizarre to be showering, shaving, and getting dressed in a uniform at nine at night. I'll get used to it. I slept from five this morning until six this evening. I'm getting used to the graveyard schedule, but I can't imagine this won't have an adverse impact on my relationships. I bite the bullet, however, in the knowledge that this job is ( Read more... )

Wondertwin powers activate! Form of... Sunoco Graveyard-Shift Gas Station Attendant!

Employed, bitches.