Buggerlugs 1.0 and 2.0
Feeling silly. You have been warned.
BUGGERLUGS 1.0
Buggerlugs 1.0 must remain under heavy surveillance at all times, a lack of supervision will result in the units disappearance for an indiscernible amount of time. Upon it’s return, Buggerlugs 1.0 will be in it’s default Lie! mode, proceed with caution. Special features include two very prominent compartments: Promises and Compliments, both of which are empty. The Ego appendage is easily damaged and should be handled with great care and kept out of the reach of any of the Friend models (most especially Friend 1.1) as they have been known to inadvertently cause irreparable damage to Buggerlugs 1.0’s Ego appendage. While the Ego appendage is the most fragile component on this unit, caution must be taken when handling the Buggerlugs 1.0. This unit is comprised of shit and will cause stains should any of the inside contents be spilled, whether through a breakage/removal of an appendage or the “spontaneous combustion” of the unit. Buggerlugs 1.0 is incompatible with telephones, and most any form of general communication.
Buggerlugs 1.0 has been known to cause frustration and headaches in less experience handlers and should be regarded with caution. Not for first time users.
BUGGERLUGS 2.0
Buggerlugs 2.0 has a default mode of Surprise! Because of this, extreme caution should be exercised when dealing with this unit. Like Buggerlugs 1.0, Buggerlugs 2.0 relies heavily on it’s Lie! setting but also has many hidden features new to the Buggerlugs line. The most prominent of these new hidden features being the Girlfriend and the Hot To Cold In 1.3 Seconds. Both of which will greatly anger any temperamental handlers. Buggerlugs 2.0’s Ego appendage has not been tested with any of the Friend models, but because of the default Surprise! mode and the history of Buggerlugs 1.0, it is suggested that all Friend models be kept at a safe distance from Buggerlugs 2.0.
Buggerlugs 2.0 has been known to cause excessive arm crossing and eye rolling in handlers. Safe for inexperienced handlers when used with any As Of Yet Unnamed units.
FAQ
- When will Buggerlugs 3.0 be available?
No one knows when the next Buggerlugs will make an appearance. That is part of the Surprise! feature included in all Buggerlugs.
- I ordered a Prince Charming 1.0 and received a Buggerlugs 1.0 instead. Can I send the Buggerlugs 1.0 back for a refund?
We’re sorry, but no you cannot. The reason is that the model you ordered, Prince Charming 1.0, does not exist. The model you thought you were getting, Prince Charming 1.0, was in fact Buggerlugs 1.0 in it’s default Lie! mode. This default mode results in Buggerlugs 1.0 misrepresenting itself and engaging in false advertising.
- I have limited experience as a handler and do not have access to any As Of Yet Unnamed units, should I avoid the Buggerlugs 2.0 or will I be safe to proceed?
It is strongly recommended that you find an As Of Yet Unnamed unit before interacting with a Buggerlugs 2.0. The reason for this is the As Of Yet Unnamed unit has a bonus feature that counters the Buggerlugs 2.0 Surprise! mode and reveals the hidden features of the Buggerlugs 2.0. Many have credited the discovery of Buggerlugs 2.0’s hidden Girlfriend to the As Of Yet Unnamed unit. The discovery of any hidden features causes a shock to the handler, but this jolt is buffered by the As Of Yet Unnamed unit, making a potential electrocution no more harmful than a bit of static. Handlers with little to no experience will greatly benefit from the use of any As Of Yet Unnamed unit.
Have a question or concern about any of the Buggerlugs? Please contact us using the “post a comment” feature found at the bottom of this article.
BUGGERLUGS 1.0
Buggerlugs 1.0 must remain under heavy surveillance at all times, a lack of supervision will result in the units disappearance for an indiscernible amount of time. Upon it’s return, Buggerlugs 1.0 will be in it’s default Lie! mode, proceed with caution. Special features include two very prominent compartments: Promises and Compliments, both of which are empty. The Ego appendage is easily damaged and should be handled with great care and kept out of the reach of any of the Friend models (most especially Friend 1.1) as they have been known to inadvertently cause irreparable damage to Buggerlugs 1.0’s Ego appendage. While the Ego appendage is the most fragile component on this unit, caution must be taken when handling the Buggerlugs 1.0. This unit is comprised of shit and will cause stains should any of the inside contents be spilled, whether through a breakage/removal of an appendage or the “spontaneous combustion” of the unit. Buggerlugs 1.0 is incompatible with telephones, and most any form of general communication.
Buggerlugs 1.0 has been known to cause frustration and headaches in less experience handlers and should be regarded with caution. Not for first time users.
BUGGERLUGS 2.0
Buggerlugs 2.0 has a default mode of Surprise! Because of this, extreme caution should be exercised when dealing with this unit. Like Buggerlugs 1.0, Buggerlugs 2.0 relies heavily on it’s Lie! setting but also has many hidden features new to the Buggerlugs line. The most prominent of these new hidden features being the Girlfriend and the Hot To Cold In 1.3 Seconds. Both of which will greatly anger any temperamental handlers. Buggerlugs 2.0’s Ego appendage has not been tested with any of the Friend models, but because of the default Surprise! mode and the history of Buggerlugs 1.0, it is suggested that all Friend models be kept at a safe distance from Buggerlugs 2.0.
Buggerlugs 2.0 has been known to cause excessive arm crossing and eye rolling in handlers. Safe for inexperienced handlers when used with any As Of Yet Unnamed units.
FAQ
- When will Buggerlugs 3.0 be available?
No one knows when the next Buggerlugs will make an appearance. That is part of the Surprise! feature included in all Buggerlugs.
- I ordered a Prince Charming 1.0 and received a Buggerlugs 1.0 instead. Can I send the Buggerlugs 1.0 back for a refund?
We’re sorry, but no you cannot. The reason is that the model you ordered, Prince Charming 1.0, does not exist. The model you thought you were getting, Prince Charming 1.0, was in fact Buggerlugs 1.0 in it’s default Lie! mode. This default mode results in Buggerlugs 1.0 misrepresenting itself and engaging in false advertising.
- I have limited experience as a handler and do not have access to any As Of Yet Unnamed units, should I avoid the Buggerlugs 2.0 or will I be safe to proceed?
It is strongly recommended that you find an As Of Yet Unnamed unit before interacting with a Buggerlugs 2.0. The reason for this is the As Of Yet Unnamed unit has a bonus feature that counters the Buggerlugs 2.0 Surprise! mode and reveals the hidden features of the Buggerlugs 2.0. Many have credited the discovery of Buggerlugs 2.0’s hidden Girlfriend to the As Of Yet Unnamed unit. The discovery of any hidden features causes a shock to the handler, but this jolt is buffered by the As Of Yet Unnamed unit, making a potential electrocution no more harmful than a bit of static. Handlers with little to no experience will greatly benefit from the use of any As Of Yet Unnamed unit.
Have a question or concern about any of the Buggerlugs? Please contact us using the “post a comment” feature found at the bottom of this article.