i think i'm about to get a job. i applied to be part of the best buy geek squad ( Read more... )

happy birthday, justin!

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cris and i just got radio watches with a 1.5 mile range.

awesome.

i bitched and bitched and bitched about having to take this awful math class. the first week, we're studying fractions and decimals.

YEAH. I'M NOT KIDDING.

so i went ahead and did the homework.... and i only got 8 out of ten points, because i did the problem above the one i was supposed to. twice.

why am i so stupid?

Blinking washes the blood away, I know. But I’ve blinked so many times, and I know the blood will seep over my irises again ( Read more... )

posting the final version.

My slobbering gut speaks to me in the tone of a thirty-year drunk. "Whajaya thank yer do-an?" It demands ( Read more... )

just wrote a haiku. it goes like this:

hey, you fuckin' prick.
yeah, you. you're a fucking prick.
you stupid-ass prick.

i always think that resolutions are such empty, bullshit promises to oneself.

nonetheless, i have made one. and if i don't keep it, i will fucking kill myself for being a useless sack of flesh.

a!