Am feeling most aggrieved by the robing company, through whom's website I had to order my Graduation cap and gown today. One is required to enter ones head, height and chest measurements into an online order form. And because my chest measurement is a little over the average, I had to enter mine in a separate box, labelled 'special requirements ( Read more... )

Wimbledon starts today.. One sporting event that I have always rather enjoyed.. It seems so civilised; the sound of the ball, the polite applause, the enunciated tones of the score commentary ( Read more... )

Having your father walk into your room in the middle of the night while you are cleaning your vibrator is bad enough, but having him spot the tattoo you've had hidden on your leg for the past two years is immeasurably worse ( Read more... )

Somehow

After doing practically no work

I have managed

To acheive a 2.1 in the study of Religion and Theology. (B.A Hons)

Astonishing

Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

That is all

Sojourner Truth (1797-1883 ( Read more... )

I'm not looking for another
As I wander in my time,
Walk me to the corner
Our steps will always rhyme,
You know my love goes with you
As your love stays with me,
It's just the way it changes
Like the shoreline and the sea.

But fuck it, I was clearly more fabulous than he was and ( Read more... )

This time last week I finished my degree ( Read more... )

Jolly warm today, but nice because there is a breeze ( Read more... )

Have angered Spot, through unsconcious picking and assault with 'Detol ( Read more... )