After being a genius and introducing more Malcolm X (coffee) into my system, there are once again full-blown race riots in my stomach.

The conflict resolution experts have somewhat worked.
I have also introduced a little extra water, in the hopes that pizza, pie, coffee and fruit will realize that they all have something in common: they all contain water. Maybe that will promote some sort of an understanding between the different parties involved.

There is something happening in my stomach that I will now describe in terms of the civil rights movement ( Read more... )

"Yahoo! Groups: bibleskins: This is a Group for all CHRISTIAN SKINHEADS. Skinheads that read the bible, or want to learn about the bible and talk to other shinheads about it.-------------------------------------------------ALL SKINHEADS WELCOME " Goes on to explain that skinheads are not necessarily "haters ( Read more... )

To my love (and whoever else ( Read more... )

I think that it would be wonderful if I could wake up one day and be completely, ridiculously fluent in Japanese, because this is what I would do ( Read more... )

People to stab to death ( Read more... )

If there were a hell, by the way, I would go specifically to the lack of sleep hygeine hell. (And probably also the passive-aggressive neurotic seflish bitch hell.) (And the putting self down unnecessarily hell HAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAAweioriuuw0o23u4)
Also, the not hearing the alarm clock hell. (Sorry SP)

How can there be so much hate and so much love in the same head?

How does it all fit?

I wish we weren't all selfish, insecure fools, because none of us seem to be getting through to one another ( Read more... )