26 Unicorn Street [Friday afternoon]

[sith_happened]

It was Friday afternoon, and on Friday afternoons, Al knocked off a little early from work to go home and work in his garden, to mow the lawn in his cardigan and tie, and to smile and wave at the children as they rode past on their bicycles (and made sure they stayed off of his grassBut today was different. First he had difficulty getting the

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[fh_critters]

"This is our lawn!" one dodo bellowed back.

"Yeah! We found it fair and square!" another one added.

"I just pooped in it," a third dodo added, "So it's mine!"

[sith_happened]

"Don't say poop," Anakin replied immediately, frowning Quite Sternly and brandishing a pair of hedge clippers.

[fh_critters]

"Poop!" the dodo said again, immediately, because really now, Anakin. "Poop! Poop on you! Poop on you!"

Actually, he was getting a bit of a chant going with his neighbors.

[sith_happened]

All right, the chanting was quite creepy. Anakin took a step back. "I don't want to hurt you fellows," he said, "but I did spend some time in the war..."