It all started on the drive to Yarmouth... I was drinking and I had a mean sugarbuzz going from all of the rock candy as well...  I'm told i was driving like a douchefag... It was kicka$$.  We ate BK fish sandwiches ... Katgirl tries to psycho analyze me but I just keep making beeping noises until she gets mad and i tease her.  Greg is also on the ( Read more... )

once more to the threshing floor, 
where the moon turns pale with shame,
whilst crying colors into these words, and,                       
inflecting warmth into the midnight breeze... 
and in these nights i was oh so flawed and fallible,
haunted by the sonorous voice of my dreams...

but from the facebook resistance movement:
dEFIaNCe!!?
FUCK YOU ( Read more... )

petition to rename patriot's day bill belichik day ( Read more... )

there seems to be this concept floating around there that in order to engage in adult relations you must first learn through some sort of ritualistic wound to leave our childhood fantasies behind. that you must first learn that there's such a thing as being "too nice" and that real life romance is something aloof, detached and nonchalant ( Read more... )

i've been having some very fun thoughts lately which is probably why a couple of weekends ago i had a waking dream that an enraged cougar snacking on a retarded jon buono look-a-like pounced on me in broad daylight ( Read more... )

when i was six and my brother, my mom and i first moved to the berkshires my mom used to lay a blanket down at fence of our neighbor's farm and read us fairy tales while we looked at and occasionally even pet their animals. it turns out that a 3rd grade girl happened to live there and a few days later on the bus she started talking to me and asked ( Read more... )

despite jamil's hesitance to sign on for both sequels before reading a script i am hopeful that "mavericks 2" will be released in time to give "pirates 3" a run for it's money as the summer's biggest blockbuster.

for my part at least i know that i am not perfect but together we are a CREW and we will need every one of our unique strengths to row our fat asses through this storm.

i want to see my friends this weekend and i want to go galaxy bowling or something. i want to drive and i want every seat in my car to be occupied.

c'mon guys, we're a CREW!

if the general consensus is my condemnation i think one of you should at least find the courage to look me in the eyes and read me my crimes ( Read more... )

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