I love it when people attempt to best me in a pun war. So far it's never happened. :) We had an interesting little conversation after Wild.cam this evening that had most of us laughing insanely. Figured I'd share. :D I am, by the way, Thurek in this chat. For those of you who didn't know.
(Saebah) I've been avoiding the sewer idea for a reason.
(Navarre) why cause of toilet humor?
(Saebah) There are enough chtonic symbols in Sae's life
(Rastem) stop navarre, you potty mouth...
(Navarre) okay enough of the puns.
(Saebah) I don't need to spend a week fighting wererats to improve my station.
(Thurek) That wasn't even a decent pun. And Rastem just took my potty mouth joke. *flush*
(Saebah) ... thurek, your nation doesn't have an army nearly large enough...
(Saebah) for you to continue.
(Navarre) well kinair could always send you on an errand that could take a week for you to return from
(Navarre) as opposed to firing you
(Rastem) uh oh, I forgot the king of pun here is Thurek. He's like a porcelain god.
(Thurek) I dunno, I'm a little drained tonight.
(Saebah) Cold, hard and unforgiving.
(Rastem) damn!
(Navarre) ouch
(Rastem) he's unstoppable! Someone get him a plunger!
(Thurek) Before I pipe up again.
(Saebah) Thurek's tanked up and rearin' to go.
(Navarre) he's a dwarf after all , just a beer keg with legs.
(Navarre) and hair
(Rastem) hmm
(Thurek) And Saebah would be number two.
(Rastem) clubbed2death comes on now.
(Rastem) LOL
(Saebah) Watch out for number one and don't step in number two.
(Rastem) enough or I'm canning you both.
(Thurek) Uh oh. Urinal lot of trouble.
* Rastem dies
(Rastem) someone has to have a carefully crafted brain to come up with ^
(Rastem) Urinalot of trouble?
(Saebah) He's broken, I tell you.
(Saebah) The best I got in was "rearin' to go"
(Navarre) Can you get him exchanged for something that isn't broken
(Thurek) "Somebody go jiggle the handle."
(Saebah) ... look, Thurek...
(Saebah) I ain't goin' near your handle and I ain't jigglin' nothin', even if you are making a lot of noise.
(Thurek) I think I'm spent though. Toilet jokes are hard to come up with.
(Rastem) one would say he's...constipated?
(Saebah) All washed out.
(Thurek) Backed up.
(Thurek) Did I just bowl you all over with that one?
(Rastem) EGADS STOP!
(Navarre) Well iut's kind of hard to Pin Thurek down.
(Thurek) I think that topic's pretty much spent.
So much fun. :)