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Title: uhhh,i have no idea.
Author: sitiisinsane
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun (married!verse)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the EXO boys.
This is a sequel to 'Of milk,pandas & eggplants'. Again,specially for cminka who makes me want to keep writing Krisbaek.
‘’Tao, can you please help with the groceries?’’ Baekhyun calls out the moment he steps into the house. ‘’And please pick up Mr. Panda from the driveway before your daddy runs it over with the car.’’ He adds in as the dark-haired, ten year-old boy whizzes past him.
From inside, he can hear Tao’s dramatic wail of, ‘’NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MR. PANDA!’’ and Kris attempting to convince their son that no, he wasn’t a panda killer.
Baekhyun is just relieved that his husband hadn’t run Mr. Panda (a.k.a the humongous panda stuffed toy Suho had gifted to Tao for his 9th birthday) over, or there would be hell to pay. He’s balancing two grocery bags on his arms and trying not to trip over the toys littered on the floor, when the babysitter pops out from the kitchen.
‘’Hi Sehun! I hope Kyungsoo didn’t give you too much trouble.’
’
‘’Not really.’’ The male pauses and scratches his head. ‘’Well, he did kept hitting me with his milk bottle...’’
Five year-old Kyungsoo stares blankly at the babysitter, a plastic milk container clutched in his little fist.
‘’Kyungsoo, you can’t hit Sehun with your bottle alright? He’s your hyung, and it’s not nice to hit people with things.’’
The boy casts his wide, innocent eyes at his daddy. ‘’But papa said to hit him because-‘’
The conversation is interrupted when Kris enters with the rest of the bags, along with Tao (who is dragging along a plastic full of vegetables), and his eye twitches when he catches sight of the 20 year old babysitter. Honestly, he wasn’t too fond of the kid because it’s blatantly obvious that Oh Sehun has a crush on Baekhyun. Kris thinks that ever since he’s gotten to know Baekhyun years ago in high school, he’s been busy trying to fend off the younger male’s admirers. But everyone thought that the babysitter was adorable - with his stupidly perfect grades, and he also had to grudgingly admit that Sehun did have a way with kids. He still wasn’t fond of the kid though. Was it wrong that he sometimes thought of stuffing Sehun’s head into a milk bottle?
Unknowingly, Kris emits a light chuckle at the thought of stuffing Sehun’s head into a milk bottle. It’s then that he realizes that Baekhyun and Sehun are staring at him.
He fakes a cough to cover up his embarrassment. ‘’Just ignore me. Tao, let’s go throw eggplants into our neighbour’s garden. Mr. Panda can join us too.’’
At that moment, Kyungsoo decides to hurl the milk container at the unsuspecting Sehun, and the thing hits the male square on the face. Kyungsoo gurgles, clapping his hands gleefully, and Kris is mentally laughing out evilly in his mind. Muahahahahhahahahaha.
‘’Kyungsoo!’’ Baekhyun apologizes profusely to the babysitter, and then lifts his son up from the stool. ‘’Come on, cranky boy. It’s time for your nap.’’ Kyungsoo circles his arms around his daddy’s neck and then sticks his tongue out at Sehun.
‘’Baddie! Don’t steal my daddy!’’
x.x
It’s Friday, so it’s Kris’s turn to cook dinner. His mini chef, Tao, is assisting or him or rather, the dark-haired boy was actually cutting eggplants to feed them to Mr. Panda.
‘’No, Tao. Eggplants are gross.They look like soggy diapers.'’ Kris tosses his son a carrot instead. ‘’Here, catch.’’
‘’Yifan.’’
The male stills at the overly sweet voice that Baekhyun was using, because that voice is not good. That voice is the calm before the storm. It’s never pleasant when his husband calls him by his Chinese name. Never.
Kris attempts his most charming smile ever, the one that Baekhyun has no chance of resisting against. But it doesn’t seem to work, because his husband is glowering at him and Kris kind of regrets not keeping the kitchen knives.
‘’Why in the world would you ask Kyungsoo to hit Sehun with milk cartons?’’
‘’I don’t like the way that kid looks at you.’’
Baekhyun rolls his eyes and crosses his arms. ‘’I really wasn’t aware that it’s a crime for people to look at me now. And ever since high school, you’ve been saying the same, exact thing. You might as well ask me to go out with a paper bag over my head. Or, I don’t know, blind everyone who even dares to look at me-’’
‘’Well, I have contemplated that before - oww!’’ Oh, Baekhyun brandishing a wooden spatula around is totally unsafe.
Kris curls his fingers around Baekhyun’s wrist and tugs the younger male closer against him, effectively pinning the other against the counter. His height is a huge advantage, and he’s aware of how much Baekhyun likes it when Kris towers over him.
‘’You stupid, tall idiot-‘’
But there’s no heat in Baekhyun words, and he’s not really struggling hard enough.
‘’You are so overprotective, you know that?’’ The younger male grumbles, but he reaches up on his tiptoes to press a chaste kiss against his husband’s lips. ‘’Overprotective, possessive and stupidly tall.’’
Kris simply grins and only releases Baekhyun from his grip when the other complains about how the edge of the counter was digging painfully into his back. Once the is already out of earshot, Kris heads over towards Tao and squats down.
‘’Tao, do you want a bigger panda toy than this?’’
Kris thinks he doesn’t even need to ask because Tao is yelling YES, YES, YES.
‘’Tell you what. I’ll buy you a bigger Mr. Panda if you put this gross eggplants into Sehun hyung’s backpack the next time he comes.’’
A/N: I don't even know.I just like the idea of married!krisbaek.Comments? :D
Author: sitiisinsane
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun (married!verse)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the EXO boys.
This is a sequel to 'Of milk,pandas & eggplants'. Again,specially for cminka who makes me want to keep writing Krisbaek.
‘’Tao, can you please help with the groceries?’’ Baekhyun calls out the moment he steps into the house. ‘’And please pick up Mr. Panda from the driveway before your daddy runs it over with the car.’’ He adds in as the dark-haired, ten year-old boy whizzes past him.
From inside, he can hear Tao’s dramatic wail of, ‘’NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MR. PANDA!’’ and Kris attempting to convince their son that no, he wasn’t a panda killer.
Baekhyun is just relieved that his husband hadn’t run Mr. Panda (a.k.a the humongous panda stuffed toy Suho had gifted to Tao for his 9th birthday) over, or there would be hell to pay. He’s balancing two grocery bags on his arms and trying not to trip over the toys littered on the floor, when the babysitter pops out from the kitchen.
‘’Hi Sehun! I hope Kyungsoo didn’t give you too much trouble.’
’
‘’Not really.’’ The male pauses and scratches his head. ‘’Well, he did kept hitting me with his milk bottle...’’
Five year-old Kyungsoo stares blankly at the babysitter, a plastic milk container clutched in his little fist.
‘’Kyungsoo, you can’t hit Sehun with your bottle alright? He’s your hyung, and it’s not nice to hit people with things.’’
The boy casts his wide, innocent eyes at his daddy. ‘’But papa said to hit him because-‘’
The conversation is interrupted when Kris enters with the rest of the bags, along with Tao (who is dragging along a plastic full of vegetables), and his eye twitches when he catches sight of the 20 year old babysitter. Honestly, he wasn’t too fond of the kid because it’s blatantly obvious that Oh Sehun has a crush on Baekhyun. Kris thinks that ever since he’s gotten to know Baekhyun years ago in high school, he’s been busy trying to fend off the younger male’s admirers. But everyone thought that the babysitter was adorable - with his stupidly perfect grades, and he also had to grudgingly admit that Sehun did have a way with kids. He still wasn’t fond of the kid though. Was it wrong that he sometimes thought of stuffing Sehun’s head into a milk bottle?
Unknowingly, Kris emits a light chuckle at the thought of stuffing Sehun’s head into a milk bottle. It’s then that he realizes that Baekhyun and Sehun are staring at him.
He fakes a cough to cover up his embarrassment. ‘’Just ignore me. Tao, let’s go throw eggplants into our neighbour’s garden. Mr. Panda can join us too.’’
At that moment, Kyungsoo decides to hurl the milk container at the unsuspecting Sehun, and the thing hits the male square on the face. Kyungsoo gurgles, clapping his hands gleefully, and Kris is mentally laughing out evilly in his mind. Muahahahahhahahahaha.
‘’Kyungsoo!’’ Baekhyun apologizes profusely to the babysitter, and then lifts his son up from the stool. ‘’Come on, cranky boy. It’s time for your nap.’’ Kyungsoo circles his arms around his daddy’s neck and then sticks his tongue out at Sehun.
‘’Baddie! Don’t steal my daddy!’’
x.x
It’s Friday, so it’s Kris’s turn to cook dinner. His mini chef, Tao, is assisting or him or rather, the dark-haired boy was actually cutting eggplants to feed them to Mr. Panda.
‘’No, Tao. Eggplants are gross.They look like soggy diapers.'’ Kris tosses his son a carrot instead. ‘’Here, catch.’’
‘’Yifan.’’
The male stills at the overly sweet voice that Baekhyun was using, because that voice is not good. That voice is the calm before the storm. It’s never pleasant when his husband calls him by his Chinese name. Never.
Kris attempts his most charming smile ever, the one that Baekhyun has no chance of resisting against. But it doesn’t seem to work, because his husband is glowering at him and Kris kind of regrets not keeping the kitchen knives.
‘’Why in the world would you ask Kyungsoo to hit Sehun with milk cartons?’’
‘’I don’t like the way that kid looks at you.’’
Baekhyun rolls his eyes and crosses his arms. ‘’I really wasn’t aware that it’s a crime for people to look at me now. And ever since high school, you’ve been saying the same, exact thing. You might as well ask me to go out with a paper bag over my head. Or, I don’t know, blind everyone who even dares to look at me-’’
‘’Well, I have contemplated that before - oww!’’ Oh, Baekhyun brandishing a wooden spatula around is totally unsafe.
Kris curls his fingers around Baekhyun’s wrist and tugs the younger male closer against him, effectively pinning the other against the counter. His height is a huge advantage, and he’s aware of how much Baekhyun likes it when Kris towers over him.
‘’You stupid, tall idiot-‘’
But there’s no heat in Baekhyun words, and he’s not really struggling hard enough.
‘’You are so overprotective, you know that?’’ The younger male grumbles, but he reaches up on his tiptoes to press a chaste kiss against his husband’s lips. ‘’Overprotective, possessive and stupidly tall.’’
Kris simply grins and only releases Baekhyun from his grip when the other complains about how the edge of the counter was digging painfully into his back. Once the is already out of earshot, Kris heads over towards Tao and squats down.
‘’Tao, do you want a bigger panda toy than this?’’
Kris thinks he doesn’t even need to ask because Tao is yelling YES, YES, YES.
‘’Tell you what. I’ll buy you a bigger Mr. Panda if you put this gross eggplants into Sehun hyung’s backpack the next time he comes.’’
A/N: I don't even know.I just like the idea of married!krisbaek.Comments? :D