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Aug 30, 2014 11:32

Title; Falling in love with you (is the best, grossest thing)
Author: sitiisinsane
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun
Rating: PG-13
Summary: How Kris and Baekhyun met through Tumblr (and filmed a video to show just how in love they are with each other).
Disclaimer: Like. No. Duh.


Baekhyun plops down noisily next to Kris just as the red light starts blinking, signalling that the video was recording, and he ignores how Kris fidgets awkwardly in his seat.

‘’Hey guys!’’ Baekhyun chirps cheerfully, nearly smacking the older male in the face as he waves enthusiastically. ‘’I’m Baekhyun and today I have-‘’ He turns to face Kris, prompting for the male to introduce himself, but all that he receives is a dumb stare in return.

‘’Say your name.’’

‘’Which one?’’

The magenta-haired male facepalms and jabs his finger at the Macbook, ‘’Oh god, whichever. We’re recording, remember?’’

‘’Oh! So that’s why the red light is flickering.’’ Kris adjusts his snapback and lifts up his right hand, introducing himself with an ‘’Aye, I’m Kris.’’

‘’Y’all probably know that he has like, a long list of names but let’s just stick with Kris for today’s video.’’ Baekhyun  continues, clasping his hands together somewhat excitedly. ‘’So, this is it! Our first video together. I guess it’s nice to see something new after endless videos of my cat, Princess. I think she’s pissed at me though. Or Kris, I don’t even know.’’

Kris is content to let Baekhyun ramble on because hey, he’s not much of a talker and he likes it when the younger male is all excited and so fucking bubbly, and he completely does not regret scrolling through the #galaxy tag and chancing upon Byun Baekhyun’s tumblr six months ago. To be honest, there was nothing really galaxy-related about the male’s Tumblr. It just so happened that Baekhyun had posted a shitload of photos of his cat dressed like Cosmo Cats and tagged them as #galaxy #cats.

Until Kris reblogs his post and adds in a comment - Cool cosmo cats.

And Baekhyun had replied with a  - Oh my fucking god, they’re called Cosmo Cats? My whole life has been a lie.

And a friendship was forged when the pair discovered that the both of them had a mutual love for certain TV series. Reblogging gifs turns into long hours of conversation at Skype over their love for Hannibal, Doctor Who, Merlin and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. At the end of their first week of knowing each other, Kris determines that Baekhyun is probably going to grow old with fifteen cats and that if he ever talks shit about SNSD, he’ll be one testicle short.

‘’And yeah, that’s pretty much how we became friends and Chanyeol, if you’re watching this, I still fuckin hate you, you douchebag. Just so you know, Park Chanyeol is no longer my best friend because when I got him to babysit my cat, he dressed my poor baby in a dog onesie and that poor little kitty spent the whole afternoon trying to chase after its own tail.’’

Kris decides to butt in after five whole minutes of Baekhyun talking, ‘’Just a heads up - never mess with his cat. Seriously. I have got the scars to prove it.’’ And Baekhyun makes a clawing motion at the screen.

‘’Are you sure those are not the scars I gave you when we were christening my new couch?’’

Kris splutters and Baekhyun breaks out into loud laughter, and he thinks that Baekhyun should look somewhat ridiculous with a pair of furry cat ears headband perched on his head and one of Kris’s sweater with GALAXY_BALLIN printed in bold(it had been a gift from his fan), but he finds that Baekhyun looks really fuckin cute.

‘’Kris suggested that we attempt the Boyfriend Tag-‘’

‘’I did not-‘’

‘’Because according to him and our shippers, I love you guys by the way, we’re totally ‘boyfriend material’ and- fkgjdfmmph.’’ Kris closes his right palm over the male’s mouth, effectively shutting him up. ‘’KRISBAEK FOREVER Y’ALL!’’ Baekhyun drawls once he’s successfully managed to pry the male’s hand off his face.

Kris reads out the first question asked by one of their fans. ‘’What was the first thing that you did when you met each other for the first time? I’ll go first. The first thing that Baekhyun said when he met me for the first time was, ‘Why the fuck are you so fucking tall?’’’ He’s trying hard not to laugh, but fails miserably as he recalls the younger male’s outraged expression.

‘’Guys, seriously. He’s like, 187cm or something okay. That’s not normal.’’ Baekhyun punches Kris on the shoulder, glaring at him when the other loops an arm around his shoulder, tucking him close. ‘’Okay. The first thing Kris did when we met for the first time was gift me with a Doctor Who poster. This man sure knows the way to my heart.’’ Kris snorts, pushing the younger male’s face away when Baekhyun bats his lashes flirtatiously.  ‘’And he broke my heart on the same day because he made me watch the Doomsday episode with him, that fucker.’’

Six months of online friendship, too-long hours of Skype calls and daily LINE messages (mostly Baekhyun abusing the stickers and emoticons), and it’s no surprise that Baekhyun suggests that they meet up for real. They’ve seen photos of each other, and there are things that Baekhyun knows about Kris that even his closest friends doesn’t and heck, the male has even heard him sleep-talking in Korean that one time they had left their Skype video chat on-

So why the hell not.

It turns into hangout sessions at Baekhyun’s apartment whenever Kris is in town for business, and Baekhyun’s love for taking selfies results in most of their photos being posted on his dashboard (and Instagram), and they’re entertained by comments like ‘’You two are so fucking adorable!’’, ‘’Well, we clearly know who the bottom in the relationship is’’, ‘’Krisbaek 4ever!’’.

Baekhyun squints at the chicken scrawl that is Kris’s handwriting, ‘’At the count of 3, say the first thing  that pops into your head about the other person.’’

‘’Okay then.’’ He fidgets in his seat and turns to look at the older male, ‘’1...2...’’ And Kris is gazing at him with so much fucking fondness that Baekhyun nearly forgets to count, and he just sort of dumbly blinks at the other. ‘’3.’’

‘’You’re so fuckin cute. 24/7 of the damn time.’’

‘’I really hate that shirt you’re wearing right now. And I’m gonna get my cat to pee on it when you’re away.’’

Princess (Baekhyun’s cat) takes it as a cue to meow from his spot on the dining table, and it turns into a hiss when Kris narrows his eyes at the feline.

There’s a faint pink tinge on Baekhyun’s cheeks and to be honest, he’s completely taken aback by Kris’s honest answer. The older male never tires of telling Baekhyun that he’s cute, and a flustered Baekhyun would always brush it off with a laugh (but no kidding, it makes his heart pound ridiculously fast), but he just hadn’t expected Kris to, you know, say it while they’re recording. Which means 406495486487 people is going to see the ridiculous lovesick expression on Baekhyun’s face when the video is uploaded.

‘’Right. Um.’’ Baekhyun falters slightly, pretending that he wasn’t just seconds away from cutting the recording short so that they can do sickeningly sweet stuff (he refuses to admit that he’s a sucker for sweet, romantic couple activities).  ‘’Now you all know what a sappy loser Kris really is. Am I glad that he’s going to be driving back home tomorrow? Completely and utterly deliiiiiiiighteeeeeeed.’’  And Baekhyun tries not to sound choked up because he’s anything but emotional.

Except when he's watching Doctor Who of course.

Kris had taken a week off work just to drive down to spend time with him and he should be grateful that they’re only a four hour drive apart, but still.

‘’Can you guys believe that this guy here actually works in an office?’’ Baekhyun jerks his thumb at Kris, and the magenta-haired male doesn’t resist when the other wraps his arms around his waist. ‘’He looks like those creepy badass guys who does nothing but plan illegal doings and stuff. Okay, but I have to admit that Kris looks crazy fucking hot in office wear.’’ Baekhyun all but purrs as he tilts his head back to gaze at his boyfriend.

It’s Kris’s turn to squirm and he leans in close to whisper, ‘’Behave.’’ before straightening up. In attempt to distract himself, Kris reads out the next question aloud, ‘’Each other’s sexiest body part?’’

The way that Kris ogles at Baekhyun sends a hot rush of something down his spine. The way his eyes are raking over Baekhyun’s form from head to toe as him clenching his toes against the wooden floor of his living room.

‘’I can’t decide between his hands, thighs and ass, so I’d say his lower body part. Because, thighs and ass.’’ That’s probably one of the reasons why Kris keeps purchasing boyshorts for his boyfriend to wear at home. Also, it’s wonderful fap material when they’re apart and Baekhyun keeps spamming his LINE with photos of him in those small scraps of cloth.

Baekhyun grins smugly at the camera as he stands up, doing a little booty pop that ends up with Kris slapping his ass before the other plops down in his seat again.

‘’Kris has ridiculously large hands. And it’s sexy because it’s just so....’’ Baekhyun gestures with his hands, trying to find a word to describe it. ‘’I don’t know, I just find it hot. Like when we’re kissing and I’m on my tiptoes, and his hands cup my ass just right-‘’

‘’Why does it feel like we’re filming an intro for porn-‘’

They answer a few more silly questions which ends up with sweet, playful kisses in between, only drawing apart when Princess makes her presence known (by sitting on the Macbook’s keypad and staring pointedly at them).

Baekhyun shoos his cat off and Kris can only describe Princess’s expression as scandalized. Well, if it was human, it’d probably look completely scandalized.

‘’We had fun recording this video today, and you guys now know a little bit more about us-‘’

‘’A little bit too much.’’ Kris mutters under his breath.

‘’Shut up.’’ Baekhyun slaps his boyfriend on the thigh, and then nervously fidgets in his seat, fingers clutching at the hem of his sweater. ‘’I...well, Kris is going back tomorrow and I think it’ll be months before we actually get to spend time together like this since he’s going to be busy. The company he’s working in is branching out and next month onwards, we’re gonna be like...’’ Kris laughs at the way Baekhyun scrunches up his nose adorably. ‘’....10 hours apart instead of 4. Whenever Kris asks if I’ll miss him, I’ll say shit like, ‘’I survived 23 years just fine without you.’’, because honestly, his ego does not need any more stroking.’’

Baekhyun tugs his snapback off and fiddles with it, trying to distract himself as the recording takes on a more serious turn. He swallows back a lump and he knows that if he so much looks at Kris right now, it’ll result in a teary end for the video. Ugh, gross.

‘’But the truth is...oh fuck, this is going to be sappy as shit so listen carefully because I’m going to say it just once.’’ Baekhyun glares threateningly at Kris, as if daring him to say anything. ‘’The truth is...whenever we’re apart, I constantly miss this loser. We’re apart a lot, because of the distance, his work-’ Baekhyun curls his fingers against the fabric of Kris’s jeans, and his face is completely warm by now. ‘’So, I just.’’ He musters up his courage to gaze at his boyfriend, the corners of his lips curled up into a soft smile. ‘’You know. I love you. Like a lot. Even if you wear ugly-as-fuck shirts 95% of the time. And don’t think I don’t know that you call my Princess ‘that evil bitch’!’’

And Baekhyun hastily stands up and abruptly stops the recording. He feels somewhat shaky, as if he’s been stripped bare of everything after practically declaring to the world that he’s in love with Kris Wu.

‘’I don’t want you to go.’’ He slumps back dejectedly against the couch.

When Kris had announced that he had taken the week off work, Baekhyun had been dumbfounded. Because a week with his boyfriend sounded amazingly way too good to be true. But Kris had stuck to his word and Baekhyun had opened the door last weekend to Kris in his rumpled work attire and a duffel bag. And an alpaca plushie in one hand.

‘’I hate the idea of us being 10 hours apart. It’s gross.’’ Baekhyun crosses his arms petulantly and he reluctantly allows his boyfriend to draw him into a tight hug. ‘’You’re gross.’’ He adds in after an afterthought. ‘’Revolting, even.’’

And Kris just shows him that smile (that Baekhyun had fallen in love with somewhere between them arguing about Doctor Who and Kris’s slurred drunken rambling about Baekhyun’s evil-looking cat during their Skype conversations). That smile that Baekhyun interprets (and he knows he’s right) as, ‘’You’re so damn adorable and I think I’m a whole lot lovesick, but it’s fine.’’

And Baekhyun tightens his hold around Kris’s waist, and there’s so much he’s trying to take in - Kris’s scent, the way he’s hugging Baekhyun so damn tight, and how he’s murmuring something against Baekhyun’s ear which sounds a lot like-

‘’Come with me.’’

x.x.x

[Two months later]

There’s a faint rustling sound for a few seconds, a low grunt and finally Kris’s face comes into view as he holds his iPhone up.

Awkward silence.

The silence stretches on as Kris turns his phone to record the sleeping form which is Byun Baekhyun, his once magenta hair now dyed a jet black. It’s gorgeous against the cream sheets of Kris’s bed. The fond sigh is audible, and so is his chuckle when Kris sits up slightly to film the hastily unpacked luggage in the corner of their bedroom. Kris doesn’t say a word throughout the whole video (he doesn’t need to), and the video ends with him lacing their fingers together and Baekhyun’s slurred sleepy voice,

‘’You creep, were you filming me while I was sleeping?’’

Kris uploads the fifteen seconds video on Instagram and he captions it,

I’m bananas for you. Let’s never split.

A/N: Wow, it's been sometime since I actually wrote something. I still have immense Krisbaek feels from time to time (despite everything that's happened). I woke up today and I thought, ''I WILL FINISH THIS FIC BY TODAY.'' I think I just needed to get it out of my system. Krisbaek pains me, but it's a good kind of pain though it hurts that we'll probably never see any form of interactive between them heh.
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