(oleic residue)

[sitonotis]

Why I will never succeed in Corporate America.

So my job involves moving around imaginary quantities of chemical by-products around hundreds of imaginary vessels.

Boss: You can't put those there.
Me: Why?
Boss: Those are O.R. tanks.

Three guesses how I responded.

Comments

[jennae]

ORLY?

[sitonotis]

nooo, not quite. Think Jason Schwartzman.

[anonymous]

oh, are they?