three weeks of being back on birth control and my breasts have already gotten larger, my apathy is looming large, my sex drive has practically diminished and ive basically been "spotting" [a nice term for BLEEDING] non-stop. FUCK THIS SHIT. i knew i shouldve followed my intuition and better judgment and never messed with the shit again. im ( Read more... )

is it naive of me to think that "men" over the age of 14 should no longer think that making jokes about raping women is funny?

fuck it. my brain hurts from trying to wrap it around any reasonable explanation.

ive seriously had queen latifahs, "ladies first" stuck in my head since wednesday night at bowling. someone please give me a lobotomy if i start wearing an african headwrap. thanks in advance.

1. What did you do in 2006 that you'd never done before? recieved stitches ( Read more... )

im really sick of shitty things happening to the people i love.

after months of careful consideration, arguing with myself, and beating down my foolish pride, i've decided that im going back to school full time. i will be moving out of the apartment that im currently in and my coworker and friend, charlene, will be taking it over. im moving back in with my parents, for hopefully just a short amount of time. ( Read more... )

mother fucking hardcore kids are so goddamn cliche it makes me want to get tattoo removal, buy a motherfucking hummer and become the goddamn ceo of shell. RAGE

last night, while at work waitressing, eric was putting large glass bowls on a shelf near where i was standing. hes new and stacked them too high, and 3-4 bowls came crashing down about 7 feet. they hit the ceramic tile behind me and left a massive gash in the back of my ankle. things like this have happened before, so i thought i just had a ( Read more... )

the past couple of weeks have been filled with days of wholesome activities and nights of debauchery and sin, also known as "the way life should be lived." andrea and i went to mackinac island a couple of weeks ago for a weekend of relaxing, beaches, bike rides and adventures. a short recap of that weekend: cooking over an open flame [not really ( Read more... )

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