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[sixfootwood]

Apparently there is a fish out there that smacks you with it's fishy tail, then tells you it's for your own good? Has the internet ALWAYS been this completely cracked, or is it just since I got here? Anyway, Christmas was different this year, of course--more on that later. But for now...YES FOR NOW....a new preview of the upcoming SMOQ (Sexy Men

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[cool_vamp]

Yeah, you gotta watch out for that fish, it lurks about and gets you when you least expect it.
....A calendar? Brilliant. Scary, but brilliant.

((OOC: Oh, I can tell I'm going to get plenty of giggles out of this one ^^))

[sixfootwood]

yes yes, brilliantly SCARY!! As for that fish, I've got my eye on it--mostly. When I'm not itching.

((OOC: *snickersnickersnicker* ahh good times GOOD TIMES! Wait til I put out the "Illustrated adventures of Perce and Ollie @ Xmas"))

[cool_vamp]

That too.

((OOC: Oh good lordy, that sounds even BETTER!))

[irishhalfblood]

Oh, you did, did you? Nudge nudge, wink wink say no more. How did Perce like it?

You're a wonderfully crazy bastard, Wood, you really are.

[sixfootwood]

Ohhhh I daresay he enjoyed himself..I won't embarass him with details. Those freckles go ALL OVER, that's all I'm saying. That, and "pudding". No more.

Ok, that and "eggnog isn't just for the holidays any longer" and "tinsel has a hundred and one uses." I'll stop there.

really.

You're a brilliantly cracked blighter yourself, Seamus. We're good people, you and I. Buy you a drink!

[irishhalfblood]

Yeah, stop talking.

Why, thank you! Hell yeah, I'm always up for a drink!

[pyro_zuko]

....Are you wearing a skirt ? O_o;;

[sixfootwood]

not that there'd be anything WRONG with me in a skirt, painfully sexy, that--had to retire my kilt, pity.

NO that is a TOWEL thank you verymuch!! A very small, very desperate towel clinging for all it's life, poor thing.

[pyro_zuko]

...I see...

{ooc:I cracked up at that. You rock! X3}

[sixfootwood]

...don't look too closely now, I have to keep my virtue.

((*grin* so glad you liked! I do rock on occasion! Hardcore and manlylike.))

[absolutor]

One has to wonder exactly what that mistletoe on the bottom is supposed to hide.

[slobberymongrel]

No, one doesnt. One really doesnt.

Hahahhahahahahahaha.

[absolutor]

Oh god, my imagination is working against me. *twitch*

[sixfootwood]

not HIDING, gentlemen--HIGHLIGHTING!

[slobberymongrel]

Hahahaha, smashing!! The Ghost of Christmas Present!! I was thinking I could be a really sexy Ghost of Christmas Future, because I look dead sexy in raggedy black things, much less horrifically skimpy raggedy black things. THOUGHTS?

I hope the holly didnt do any lasting damage. Though I do think scars are rather sexy, truth de told.

[sixfootwood]

THOUGHTS?! You expect me to have actual THOUGHTS after you go on about your leather and your clinging and your scruffyness and whatnot!! Methinks the Pads doth expect too much.

that's not horrifically skimpy!! You should have seen the shot without the towel--I think that photo may be banned in most of the civilized world. I'm thining of giving it to Seamus as a birthday present.

Ghost of Christmas future INDEED--very hightechy with your vibrating machine of love there. also your bike. AS FOR PAST--hmm, I don't have to wear a great white beard do I? Too much skin covered that way, I say.

Did I show you my scars? Loads. oodles. PILES OF THEM. Percy thinks they look manly, he just won't say so. But yes, now I have titchy red dots to go with.

ALL FOR THE GREATER GOOD! See how I sacrifice?

[slobberymongrel]

Hahahaha!! Aye, you're right. Though I would like to point out I mentioned no leather. That was all you, Wood. All you. Though I have no objections. What else did the ghost of Christmas Future do?? He didnt talk much. Did lots of things with his hands, though, if Im not mistaken. You can be a shaven Christmas Past. That sounds thirty times more dirty than I intended it to and I fucking love it.

You should make it even more lewd if you're going to give it to Finnegan, do something really graphic with a yule log, that sort of shite. Poor Finnegan.

Are you trying to seduce me with your Piles O' Scars, Wood?

You are truly a martyr. Im thinking we should do something with candy canes hung in interesting places, next.

[sixfootwood]

I've no clue, my minds has been cluttered with those Muggle editions of the story--little blue men and ducks and singing mice and whatnot--I do NOT fancy you in a giant mouse costume, Sirius