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[sixfootwood]

Apparently there is a fish out there that smacks you with it's fishy tail, then tells you it's for your own good? Has the internet ALWAYS been this completely cracked, or is it just since I got here? Anyway, Christmas was different this year, of course--more on that later. But for now...YES FOR NOW....a new preview of the upcoming SMOQ (Sexy Men

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[bob_the_trout]

I only thwap morons, and it is for their own good. Being hit by a clue trout helps one to start embracing the truth.

So far I have nothing against you, though. You seem like an intellegent fellow. Anyone that I can hit for you?

[slobberymongrel]

Percy Weasley!

Er, this is Wood on Mssr Black's eehntarweb box.

[bob_the_trout]

Will do. Any particular reason you want me to give him for the thwap?

[sixfootwood]

LIES!! LIES and DECEIT!! That man is an IMPOSTER and Percy has no reason to be thwapped!! He's a right pleasant and handsome bloke who kisses well and generally puts up with my nonsense.

AFTER THAT BLACK-HEARTED MAN! HE DESERVES WHAPPAGE!! ....I could do it for you if you'd rather. He'd probably lay over my knee with little coercion.