Pitiful, pathetic......p--another thing that starts with P.

[sixfootwood]

I'm a wreck, an awful pathetic wreck. A prat as well, but that's beside the point even THOUGH it starts with a "p

Comments

[hex_you_up]

I told you so, you madman.

Had you not been tearing about Tonks' flat with an undead turkey you'd've seen him. XP

Would you like me to help you out with that liquor problem? So your liver doesn't have to take it all by its lonesome, you know.

[sixfootwood]

Ah Ginny you're a proper friend. Proper indeed. I have a largeish glass of unknown amber-colored liquid here with YOUR NAME ON IT. I'm still woozy from my last hangover with Seamus. I think I need another go at it.

DRUNKEN BROOM RIDING!! Y/N?!!?

I wasn't tearing about either, I was stragegically moving myself out of the bloodthirsty turkey's way. Completely different.

[hex_you_up]

BRILLIANT. I shall be there shortly, then, eh?

OH RATHER.

Ah of course not, I see, however could I have missed that.

[sixfootwood]

SHORTLY INDEED, as I am working on the last of our proper booze and have now moved on to the DODGY STUFF. I'm not sure if this is alcohol or cleaning fluid.

OH RATHER INDEED.

Obviously you were blinded by my heroics. No shame in that, dove. No shame AT ALL.

[slobberymongrel]

Prat begins with P. So does Plonker. And Prick.

[slobberymongrel]

Also I wouldnt stab you. Im a man of breeding, Wood. Id slowly poison unknowing you or something really classy like that.

[sixfootwood]

and that is what makes you my VERY SPECIAL FRIEND Sirius. My luck you'd have an off day and just give me a goiter or something.

[slobberymongrel]

What the shit is a goiter??

Very Special Friend sounds like one of us is mongoloid. In which case I'll have to tsk at you and respond "Oh Wood, Finnegan is out Very Special Friend." You're my Woody Friend. HAR HAR.

What would it take to give someone RICKETS?

[spoiler_space]

Weren't there quite a lot of people planning on trying out?

[sixfootwood]

Ah perhaps, perhaps--a bit of shameless advertisement never hurt. I'm just ready to get the practices going before I go stircrazy. You look the athletic sort, how about it? TEAM POTTER!

[spoiler_space]

I'm definitely going to try out, yeah! It would be awesome if I get to play!

[sixfootwood]

May I suggest the brilliant TEAM POTTER?! With Potter you can't lose!! We're POTTERIFIC!! Ok Tonks and I need to work on that a bit more. I could see ya as a Seeker--fame, glory, golden snitchiness and whatnot. Or a chaser, heart and soul of the team, quaffle-bearer even!! I could see it, aye. Bet you'd be right comfortable flying! Can't wait to see you try it!

[irishhalfblood]

My hangovers gone, HAH!

Well, I offered my bedazzling Quidditch skills to Team Black. Assuming I can stay sober logn enough to ride a broom for a game.

We WERE heroic, weren't we? I'm tired of people saying otherwise.

[cool_vamp]

I've fixed the shelves, so unless someone told her there were broken shelves, Tonks will never know and there'll be far less Tonks!Wrath going around for us all when she gets home.

[slobberymongrel]

I think she'll mostly just be tired when she gets home, all that Wrath I think I got the brunt of. Unless her vyebraytore starts acting up again.

[cool_vamp]

That's good, I mean, not for you, but that means there's less TonksWrath for the rest of us.

....Vybraytore? I just sounded that out...and that sounds very, very wrong.

[slobberymongrel]

I can handle it. Its just the Black blood in her. And Ive more of that then she does. The hospital gowns these days are tarty, though.

What? I think Im going to get one. I could use it.