Trading cards. BAH I SAY!

[sixfootwood]

So an owl arrived today, pompous ratty thing, I swear it was wearing one of those bloody awful one-eye lens things. Had half a mind to invite it in for tea. Dropped a package and snorted at me before flying off. Looks like Puddlemere's sold the first-out players images to a trading card company

Comments

[slobberymongrel]

Holy shit. WAY TO SELL OUT, WOOD. WAY TO SELL OUT. You look dangerous, my good sir. Wicked. I approve. Except for the SELLING OUT.

[[ooc: OMG WOULD YOU?? Hahahaha, oh hell that would be brilliant.]]

[sixfootwood]

Not like I MEANT FOR IT TO HAPPEN, is it?! Old Devilgills HAS SOLD MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!! I feel dirty--and not in the USUAL way. This is quite a new and disturbing kind of dirty. THERE WAS GUM INSIDE THE PACKET, SIRIUS!!

I need a drink.

((OMGYES :P THEN HE CAN MOCK SIRIUS FOR HIS SELL-OUTTAGE :d Find us a ref, we'll discuss the particulars.))

[slobberymongrel]

I quite like gum. Itd be better if it were something more badarse, though. Like. Errr. Ninja stars. That're on fire. Could prove to be difficult to package, though, flaming ninja Wood stars.

Have a drink, then. Better yet, have a drink with me before I bugger off to Japan to pick up some flesh eating roaches.

[[ooc: ref??..particulars...?? ...I'll see you on aim, good lookin'.]]

[sixfootwood]

I'll have a word with the company, tell them the public DEMANDS HAZARDS TO THEIR PERSONAL SAFETY included in every card!

Oliver Wood's Trading Cards: An injury in every pack!

BRILLIANT.

((oh aye, was being too vague :D reference pic, particulars--like, erm...let's see..how you want it done, etc. AIM YES you sweet-talker you.))

[hex_you_up]

You do look mad! Haaahhh!

[sixfootwood]

Mad with SEXINESS YOU MEAN!! ....or rather with real madness, they rather did capture that gleam of youthful insanity, didn't they? AH TO BE YOUNG AND MAD AND ARMED WTIH A BROOM.

[hex_you_up]

Or a wand...

You changed your layout!

[sixfootwood]

...or a wand, yes. Either way, there are woody and lengthly things to be wielded.

And yeah, I can't figure out this layout shite--bloody impossible to get it to look the way I want. Percy said something about VCML or HTMQ or H--something with H's I remember that much. I don't get this webbymathingie.

[cool_vamp]

Well, being on a trading card is always helful, just in case you forget who you are when you're drunk with Tweedledumber.
I mean, you can keep it in your wallet and, hey presto, there you are! Identity crisis will be a thing of the past.

[irishhalfblood]

That bloody well frucking RULES, Ollie.

I mean, YOU'RE on a TRADING CARD! How cool is THAT?! That's a sign your either really famous, or the butt of everyones jokes...

[slobberymongrel]

[[ooc: FHLJGLHKGHOMFG I FOUND IT I FOUND IT THAT R/S+O/P FIC IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU TWO LOVELY LADIES FOR FOR AGESSSS

If you've read it already, masculinity bedamned, Im going to cry like a newborn]]