Awww c'mon Perce! You know it'd be fun! You wouldn't have to give the other blokes water, just ME! Then I could get you all wet and smack your bottom with a towel--I think I'd developing a fetish.
see, I told you nothing in life is fun without me. You'll believe me next time, won't you! Only I can drink almost as much very bad beer as you. SAINT PATRICKS DAY PUB CRAWL, Y/N?
Bloody hell, and I thought 'ol Gryffindor would be good for at least a half-night's worth! Poor Seamus, don't worry I'll help you drink yourself into a coma!
it IS isn't it Gin?! You should try out, you know--Puddlemere needs more female players. It'd be a complete joy to watch you crush their little hearts when they try to make a go at you.
I manage to come home enough, don't I? 'least I think I will---I'm hopin'. Fame 'an fortune, Gin! Also, I'll have someone to pal around with. You don't sound right, is anything up?
Canine salavia is actually full of healing properties. Id offer to have Padfoot lick your thighs better, but that could raise a few questions I dont think either of us want to particularly answer at this point in time.
Oh, the usual--sweaty, blistery, dizzy from too much caffeine and flying upside-down. You know how it goes. IF ONLY the pickup teams had started up again I would be more in practice...so how's Moody taking the fact that I'm not showing up for my usual apprenticy duties?
Are you trying to guilt me? TSK. I know, what a foul mate am I, letting silly things like marriage and honeymoons and whathaveyou get in the way of QUIDDITCH. Truly, my broom should be broken. Want to break my broom in?
I have no idea what Moody's like, as Im not showing up for my working duties, and wont be for another week or so. Ahhhhh. The life. Im going to miss your french maid costume handy tea toting abilities.
damn right, priorities, Black. PRIORITIES. I'm just saying. Werewolves may be forever, but few friends will let you force them into satiny underthings. You can't buy that kind of love.
Shacklebolt caught me in The Outfit two days ago before I left (was trying it on to be sure it was unharmed! WHAT?!). I think I am traumatised for life and won't ever be able to wear frilly lace and satin again. WOE THE WORLD HAS LOST ANOTHER GREAT AND BEAUTIFUL THING.
...sad when one of the great wonders is crushed underfoot--mountains, streams, me in drag. Pity.
I really shouldn't have asked him how many lumps he wanted--if glares could kill I would have no spleen.
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let me start over.
I LIKE YOUR BOTTOM VERY MUCH.
there! I miss you by the way--thank goodness I have the lapterweb.
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Great to see you again, been missing ym drinking buddy, been bored and drinking by myself, which is far less fun.
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HELL YES! Y TO THE TIMES OF BILLION!
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YES YES YES!
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Howyah, mate?
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I have no idea what Moody's like, as Im not showing up for my working duties, and wont be for another week or so. Ahhhhh. The life. Im going to miss your french maid costume handy tea toting abilities.
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Shacklebolt caught me in The Outfit two days ago before I left (was trying it on to be sure it was unharmed! WHAT?!). I think I am traumatised for life and won't ever be able to wear frilly lace and satin again. WOE THE WORLD HAS LOST ANOTHER GREAT AND BEAUTIFUL THING.
...sad when one of the great wonders is crushed underfoot--mountains, streams, me in drag. Pity.
I really shouldn't have asked him how many lumps he wanted--if glares could kill I would have no spleen.
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