Hallo you beautiful people you!

[sixfootwood]

So...things have been a bit odd...I had some "apprentice" auroring to do a few months back and it kind of went a bit....off. I'm back now from....wherever it was that I....was..I'm a bit unclear on that still. I was away, wasn't I? There wasn't some EVIL OLIVER here pretending to be me and mucking about with everyone was there? Because I

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[slobberymongrel]

I found my alternate universe twin. Guess which one I am, though.

[sixfootwood]

surley not one of the blokes from NAMBLA, THAT IS DISTURBING!! The fella with the cornrows? Teach me to dance you dancing doggie-man you!!

[slobberymongrel]

You're mad, and for the last time I SHALL NOT TEACH YOU TO BALLROOM DANCE LIKE A PRINCESS. I meant he's on here. Im trying to coerce him into snogging with me. He's deffo the good twin, though. Sweet and Sensitive and my body is going to WASTE, basically.

[ihaveasoul]

It disturbs me that his name is 'Angel'.
.....It really isn't a stripper/male dancer type name for a guy..is it?
It worked just fine in the 1800's

[sixfootwood]

~grins~ aww c'mon Angel, tell me you weren't shaking your money maker for a few pence way back when? A bloke's gotta have income, no shame in it!

...but in your case it's a very manly, very foreboding and awe-inspiring name *nod* even if your card's got a flying birthday hat on it.

[ihaveasoul]

No. I wasn't. I don't dance. Ever.

Why do I have a feeling you're humouring me?. It's an angel!

[happybeinggreen]

Oh, I like you. I think I shall adopt you ^^
Swing by Caritas on it's grand opening, you can get a free pint of whatever poision you prefer.

[sixfootwood]

Oi, I like being liked by you! Any man...green...fella...who'll offer me free pints is a friend for life! Grand opening you say?! I'm handy with a glass if you need fill-in bartenders, when I'm not 1)badly auroring 2) flying brooms or 3) snogging Percy and making sure he doesn't strip

[happybeinggreen]

I think the word you're looking for is 'demon', Honey ;)
You know, I do need a fill-in bartender, I've only got one, and I have a feeling he skipped half of bartending school. YOu know how to make a good seabreeze?
Aww, you should bring Percy around too, I've heard Tonks talk about him, he sounds like he could use time to unwind a bit. Far too tense, like Angel-Cakes.

[sixfootwood]

do indeed! Though I've been accused of addin' too much amaretto. Pink sugar on the rim? And if you can unwind my Perce, I'll be your slave boy for the rest of your bar's days, friend! We should get he and Percy together, your Angel...two birds, one stone and all that.

Adopted, am I? I'll call you Papa Lorne and keep you in Seabreezes for all of eternity.

[irishhalfblood]

EVIL PERCY!!!!!

MY EYES! MY EYES!!!

[sixfootwood]

HAHAHAHAH!! PERFECTLY NATURAL, SEAMUS!! SOMETIMES A BOOKISH LAD'S GOTTA STRIP DOWN AND DANCE!!

....though I wish I'd been invited, really. I bet there's an Evil Seamus out there too! THE HORROR!

[irishhalfblood]

I don't think Percy would do that...and if he has, please don't tell me.

You'd have upstaged him, then he'd sulk.
...I think we should rephrase that and ask if there's a good Seamus out there.