((whoooh drunk))

[sixfootwood]

OH aye, it's all fine and dandy when you...when you do what they wan' you to do, in't? I mean rly. What'sa th world espect of me?! Wha'm I spoptsa do now?! Fuckin' diswonwned me, din'te? Wash I s'postr just sit there n take tha? Wash I su'posta just go bachome with 'em and say "Oh aye, Perc, aye I'll sotop doin' m'job, I'll be a good lil' boy

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[happybeinggreen]

Yes, I did hear you ended up with Sirius, Boogalah, had me worried for a bit, there.

Seems you've been on quite the walkabout, just make sure you don't walk yourself into trouble.

I've spoken to Percy, though I'm afraid he's about as closed up as a Bangles-Reunited tour.

((OOC: What? He's owned nightclubs for years, of course he can speak drunk ^^))

[sixfootwood]

yuou...you spoke'ta Perce, PappaLoorne? How'she then? Clean'n our' flat like'a houselfon gilyweed, eh? I jus' bet, always did tha' when he's piss'd. I won'wonder if he's 'ven pissed?

m'bei'n good, promse. S'areally nice buncha blokes dwon' 'ere. London they says. I think thyre Muggls, but I don' mind.

[happybeinggreen]

The flat looked like it belonged in an operating theatre in a hospital. He's.... well, if it makes you feel any better, he's suffering as much as you are. His auras beige.

Alright then, just be careful, Boogalah.

[irishhalfblood]

Don' wanna talk 'bout him.

[sixfootwood]

wull s's'why I said I'd talktya later. You sent....sent me in to chek in, 'an I did, 'an I din't get squawshed or nothin'! Bri'lliannt, righ'? Invincsible, me!

m'gdrunk wi'ou you, Seamus, 'msorry, s'not righ', bein' druinnk wi'ou m'ol pal Seeahmus!

[irishhalfblood]

....I guess.

No. It's not, you bastard ;)

[sixfootwood]

I thin this'shs one'a thim gays bars? I dunoh, efrything's pink. VERY PINK. 'an I thkink tha' bird'ss gots an adms apple. NOT ON. Dunoh, sh'es kinna cute.

coum DRINK W"FME!!

[cool_vamp]

....Ollie? What the hell?

[sixfootwood]

hoy! halloh Veinny!! S'been ages, hasn'ttit?! S'great. HOwu're you? PInks is good, promise wer'e takn' real good care'a her. Rleally good. Eats like a hypporgruyff, tho dun't she? HA!!

[cool_vamp]

Gimmie a minute while I try to figure out what you're saying.

Oh right, yeah, good, glad Tonks is okay, and thanks, I appreciate she's being looked after. Yeah, she does.

[slobberymongrel]

I thought you said you were going out to buy knitting needles.

[sixfootwood]

HA!! Srirus!! MATE!! I snook out. Sn..snked...sneaked!! I HAV NO NEEIDLES!! HA! I'm blody well palasterd and th'rs a manwmnthing with'sits hand onmy arse. IT wan's me ta go to pronrn sites but i don' ahaf one'a them credt cards it keeps goin'n on about!!

HAVE YOUVER TRIEDA SEXON THEB BEACH?! Is'like thrs an ORGEY IN MYMOUTH!!

'an everyone'ss nvited but Prscey.

[slobberymongrel]

Dont buy porn for hermaphrodites, Wood, how many times do I have to tell you?

I'll be having sex on the beach in a few days, yes-?

Er. Maybe I should pick you up. We can ...cuddle. Or whatever.

[sixfootwood]

Whu...whusa hermafphorodite? S's'tha likea hinkyupunk? S-shseh says sh's not a hmarfrodite, sh's a "pre oup" whassat mennnalknkl;adfgaaa/

.........

Erm. Your little friend seems to've had a bit of an accident. Might not be a bad idea to have him picked up, as he's muttering something that sounds quite a bit like "Shag my patronus, will you?!" He's been here all evening, and I think the bartender's tried to cut him off twice, but the girls keep buying him drinks. Oh dear, Cindi's going through his pants. Might want to hurry.

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[hex_you_up]

...Oliver.

[sixfootwood]

OYE howsit, Penks?!! S'jolly g'goodtimes down 'ere n'Lonndnin. I th'thnk I'vf just pas't out n'got snogt by a hm'..hrmnafrodyte! Sir'suss said so.

.....Pnks...m'not...m'notsure howta get hom. Sayble sais Siri'ss comin' ta get m e thouh.

[hex_you_up]

...Oh, Oliver.

Clearly this conversation is going to have to wait to happen until you're sober.

[sixfootwood]

aahahha!! YEUR NOTT TONKS, HOOUWSIT, GINNIEY?? m'MSORRY, 'vrythi'ns kina' wobbly so....soIcan't....

Ginniey? GInneyei, I louved....I loufved your brothr ver' much.

I di' Ginie, I swer I di'.

bu'snot mattr anymre, dos it? Doen't matter.