I DEMAND EQUAL TREATMENT .....aka, I should be immortalised in plastic.

[sixfootwood]

So. I'm here at Ginny's minding my own bloody business with a load of turtleducks and a cat, surfing the intarwebs. I come upon a website selling, like--tshirts and hats, and all manner of interesting shite with my fandom on it. "OOH" I thinks "There are some hot Muggle birds out there wearing MY FACE on their....y'know....girlybits. Plus,

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[slobberymongrel]

[sixfootwood]

you just love me all tarted up, don't you? Obviously I'm wearing YOUR makeup, I don't own anything that garish. AND WHAT ARE THOSE GIANT STARING EYEBALL THINGS ON MY CHEST?!! You can't draw tits worth shite, mate.

......I'm strangely amused at how cute my crotch-spiders are. Now that you've acknowledged that I'm havin' a dry spell, you realise it's going to be necessary for you to alleviate my pain, righ'?

[slobberymongrel]

Well its not like Ive got the advantage- as you do- of having a pair to draw from.

Im glad you find your genitalia spiders endearing, they love you too. And what are you referring to, my dear Wood? Im sure I havent the foggiest.

[redheads_suck]

At least you were in the movies. And lest we forget, you are not in the middle of the jungle right now, right? =_=;;;

And a thumb for the Angel and Spike figurines. Because I can honestly see them wearing that.

[ihaveasoul]

It was ONCE! I was incognito!!

[redheads_suck]

Sure it was, Angel. Just keep telling yourself that.

At least you're not as bad as Spike.

[ihaveasoul]

It was. I had to pretend I was a tourist.

That's true, he has no excuse to be dressed like that.

[hex_you_up]

I found a teeny plastic me once. I looked deformed.

Just don't destroy anything before I get back, all right?

[sixfootwood]

nothin's destroyed at all, Gin, no worries. Be glad I came in, though, I think your puss was considering eating the turtleducks. OLIVER THE HUMANITARIAN, they call me. We're all tired of sardines, though.

[hex_you_up]

No, she likes them.

*eyeroll* You're allowed to eat my food, Oliver. Just don't drink my vodka, eh?

[happybeinggreen]

Doesn't Poochie look just the wild man? Needs a trip to the dog groomers, I think. Hope they don't make his tail too poofy.

Oh, I am going to have so much fun with my favorite vampires with this sort of amo, yes, indeedy!

I also love that my action figures come fully poseable to hold a cocktail glass, ahhh they know me so well.

..............Fred . Yeah....that's umm, that's Fred and Illyria. It's.. it's a long story. Aww, there's even a minature decapitiaion machine/toaster. And a Freg-en-thingie-bob. ..

I think an Oliver Wood action figure is what the world needs most!

[sixfootwood]

they always paint his nails whether I tell 'em to or not--he just hates that.

mwahaha equipping you with blackmail material is my favourite job, Pappa.

I KNOW and a mowbyle fone and everything! I think these people are spying on you.

is THAT what that is?! a decapitation toaster?!?! I like her, oh I really do. You've got to tell me all these stories sometime, Pappa--I think you've had adventures that make mine look tame.

ANOTHER SIGNATURE FOR THE GIVE OLIVER A FIGURE PETITION!

[happybeinggreen]

Aww, do they hate it when they bath him in Pretty Puppy dog champoo, too?

And I am greatful, I do love one-uping the vamps.

...They must be. Well, they can't have my style, it is mine, and not to be copied.

Yep. She liked making...um..random things. And boy, do I. Whoever said physicists were tame lied through their teeth, Freddles could be a real wild child when she wanted.

YES INDEED!

[ihaveasoul]

In my defense, I only wore that shirt on a case, when I was pretending to be a tourist.
Don't trust the kitten, he was probably going to use it in his twisted Kitten Poker game. ...Gotta wonder about those goggles, though :D

[sixfootwood]

Looks quite right on ya, honestly--though you're making a rather pained "Oh please don't let anyone see me" face. MMMM Spike has pizza...do you blokes even EAT?

That kitten has a spark of the devil in him, I can tell. Obviously if he's keepin' company with Spike. And is that a ball-and-chain around Spike's neck?

[ihaveasoul]

I didn't want to be seen in it...it was Cordy's idea. Well....we can eat, but we don't get any nutritional value from it, and we can only really taste very strong foods.

It wouldn't surprise me for a minute. And that is either a crude amulet, or it is a hommage to his love for S&M.