"she never finds out and we never fall in love"

[sixteen_jumpers]

Should you ever come across an indie film called "Panic" that markets itself as a "comedy-drama" Do Not Watch It. It ends with a father dead and his son explaining the concept of infinity. If that's comedy, then it makes use of very, very black humor. I cried

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[almypal]

I missed my name being mispronounced at first cuz I wasn't paying attention. And then I was kinda startled when everyone was yelling out my name, and I imagine that is where the true comedy began....

I enjoyed how once we were on stage every 2.5 minutes a big drop of water rained down on Zach. I think I told you this already actually.

May I suggest suicidegirls.com. thats all im gonna say bout that.

And I second the Pug thing. Actually I firsted it, but do I get any credit? No.....

[sixteen_jumpers]

my question is, how difficult is a 4-letter name to pronounce? really, that's the comedy for me.

the only problem with suicide girls is the issue of age. you have to be 18. alas, i am only 17.

annnnnnnd i made a fantastical edit to the entry, so now you are receiving credit for "firsted"-ing pug. =P

[almypal]

Yeah, I thought I'd make it easier on both of us if I didn't include a confusing phonentical spelling of my easy, simple name. Its one thing to screw up a name like Alofkunmi Okenbade (which is actually not that tough) but how many tries did it take her to get it right (I so was not paying attention)? I think she screwed up as many as she could for her own amusement, that slut-bag.

And for those about to download Pug (you better!):
Yes, blame me. For this song will own you, and thusly I will own you. Just ask Erin (about our special arrangment).

And in one short year, you can post your pictures on suicide girls for the Ian Gills of the world to jack off to. Cheers!

[sixteen_jumpers]

cheers my ass.

"slut-bag" nicely done. I think it was 3 or 4 on her part. It baffles me.

i refuse to be pushed into indentured-servitude. i can be quite violent.

and if the Ian Gills of the world are anything like the Ian Gill that we all have the displeasure of knowing, they will all hate me. and therefore will not find me attractive. and even more so, they will be poor creeps who will not have the money for the membership. alas, no jacking off. so there.

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