Today

[sixthstlovaboy]

I just had the darkest black man I have ever seen say to me, "I've got to get some of that booty."

This is by far the worst feeling I've ever had. I think I need to run until I am the amazing assless wonder once more.

Comments

[pynchonpython]

that's so hot. i wish some random black man would say that to me. then, i would be the happiest little girl in the forest.

[pynchonpython]

the fuckin' funniest thing i've read in a long time. congrats bobby. -bryce

[starkitten513]

aww, you'll always be the amazing assless wonder to me!

[omfgitsalex]

when'd you get an ass?
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