Blame it on the chav!

[sixytwit]

I figure I better report, for the benefit of Theobold Cecil Davies and my girl Amy, all that they missed of a weekend, for all that they were missed during it therein and such so to speak.

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My version of events by Dan (me)…

The weekend begins on a bus to Cambridge with Danny. This bus journey lasts three and a half hours. They call it

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[rumms]

I've just been laughing out loud for five whole minutes reading this. Becs has just come in to ask what the hell is going on. I can't imagine your mouth forming the word 'chav'.

He does look like Peter Cook! Or Peter Cock, as my mum hilariously accidentally called him in polite company last weekend.

Speaking of cocks, I'll be thinking about that the next time I see Danny. You've ruined him for me!

Enjoy the Herring, baby x x bring back a memento for me? A sweaty towel, a piece of hair, a urine sample? Something nice and romantic...

Love from your small expensive amy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[sixytwit]

As Tom said, Danny was on rare, rare form. He's doing so well at the moment though after having a dodgy burger from a kebab van on the way home. That'll learn him.

Yes, Herring should be absolutely cool. Never seen him in the flesh. Long overdue. Don't worry I'll get something for you, even if it's the scrapings of moist dead skin in my finger nails.

Love you! x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

Wowzers!

[marquisofprunes]

Sounds like a time was had by all concerned. Really sorry I couldn't be there. In fact I'm going to ring you. speak to you in a small.

Re: Wowzers!

[sixytwit]

Just got your missed call. Will phone YOU after 7 my friend.