This evening, as i was walking up the stairs to my house from the street where i usually park my car, i heard a soft jingling and i saw a butterscotch colored cat bolt up the steps in front of me, then stop at the top, to stare curiously at me. This has happened several times before as i return home and usually, i ignore the cat and continue on my ( Read more... )

"which program are you in?" she asked with the air of someone who had been finding herself quite frequently in the company of those lacking the mental fortitude to keep up with her brilliance ( Read more... )

from what i have gathered in my 18 some years of life, change is inevitable. in fact, i would go so far as to say that it is actually, what life is. now, at this point some might be feeling contrary and argue that life is a series of biological processes that take place within a system of cells (or cell) but they are wrong because (i am right...or ( Read more... )

Sitting in my room ( Read more... )

it's late. i mean...it's not really late. but it feels like it should be late, and if i was my mother i would definitely send me to bed. do yourself a favor and don't take the opening shift at starbucks. for those of you that don't know, opening requires one to arrive at 4 am. since i'm the type that likes to have time in the morning to eat ( Read more... )

and so, the first week of my no longer living at home begins to wind down. for those of you that weren't taking notes, i moved into a room i'm renting on capitol hill last saturday. for those of you that are wondering (for those of you that aren't, skip ahead i guess) it is immediately the most and least natural feeling in the world to come home to ( Read more... )

i just wrote a very long post. and it just deleted it all somehow. i'm really pissed. computers suck. a lotz ( Read more... )

I have noticed something lately that makes me sad. there are a lot of smart, beautiful girls. that in itself doesn't make me sad, it's just that those smart, beautiful girls are setting themselves up to be...well...sluts ( Read more... )

so i am asking hollyann to prom today ( Read more... )

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P.S. there's a dance that goes along with this. but if you care, you prolly need help.