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1) My uncle once: showed me how to shoot a gun
2) Never in my life: will I break my leg...mm hm
3) When I was five: I got my ear pierced and screamed and threw the stupid bear they make you hug across the room.
4) High School was: Life seemed simple
5) I will never forget: The day I die
6) I once met: your mom
7) There's this person I know who: I would love to see
8) Once, at a bar: I stuck my tonge to it and it stuck for a 30 seconds
9) By noon I'm usually: smoking a breakfast joint
10) Last night: Sarah vencent perestroy And I went to dejavu and saw tits and dirty pussy lips were hang'n too low for my like'ns
11) If I only had: fucking MONEY. I hate counting pennys.
12) Next time I go to church/temple: I will poop by accident
13) Terri Schiavo: HI TERRI, wave to me
14) I like: Food..too much.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: stupid sports illistrated calendar
16) When I turn my head right, I see: a picture of my doggie. mm how nice
18) In grade school: Care free
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: I didn't read it..isnt that fucking sad.
20) By this time next year: I will hopefully be more eager about the future
21) A better name for me would be: sam
22) I have a hard time understanding: People who give there opinion but wont take a fucking minut to listen to someone elses or think by putting down someone elses view they win and are the wize man..fuck...i know to many people like this.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: fire fighting school..it would be cool to be with flames
24) You know I like you if: I pick up my phone
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: jesus mary, and the three wise men
26) I hope that: I become somthing
27) Take my advice: don't rush life, seems like everyone is always trying to get to the next phase to fast..
28) My ideal breakfast is: Eggs bacon toast, cereal, donuts, cereal, more eggs...(this doesn't happen tho, cause im broke)
29) A song I love, but do not have is: infected mushroom piano song...many memorize
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Drive a car your daddy bought you, and go to big boy...they have a great menu
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: wow.
32) Why won't anyone: understand
33) If you spend the night at my house: better like to play darts and be silly
34) I'd stop my wedding for: if i had a baby fetus come out of my vagina right before I said "I DO"
35) The world could do without: people
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: then lick your cock
37) My favorite blonde is: a porn star named vik'ney
38) Paper clips are more useful than: then a gun..they can be a pain full death if you know the stab
40) And by the way: I have put my finger in my ass and smelt it
41) The last time I was drunk, I: with sarah (IM 21 WOOWIE)
42) My grandmother always: making margaritas