[Oneshot] The Office (NC-17 Warning)

Sep 28, 2009 21:23


Title: The Office

Pairing: KyuMin

Rating: NC-17. (>/////< my 2nd attempt. Don’t read unless you are offended. I warned you.)

Disclaimer: Pssh. Everyone dreams of owning them. I’m a part of that everyone.

Summary: :P eh. Kyuhyun’s a CEO. Sungmin’s his assistant. They stall for 15 minutes. Read to find out more.

The Office )

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sungminnie012 September 29 2009, 04:48:10 UTC
MINE!!!
3.3

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sungminnie012 September 29 2009, 05:00:41 UTC
puahahahahahahahahaha ( ... )

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sungminnie012 September 29 2009, 05:01:14 UTC
mwahahahahaha
i pwn all~

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xelfishx September 30 2009, 00:07:03 UTC
I PWND YOU WIT MY EPIC COMMENTS~~ x3

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SPOT sjdbskluv September 29 2009, 04:49:22 UTC
Hannie
<3

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Re: SPOT xelfishx September 29 2009, 23:50:05 UTC
O_O There are no words to describe how I feel right now...
Oh well, I guess I have to make do with what I have at the moment... WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME SO HOT AND BOTHERED BEFORE I DO HOMEWORK. FUCK. MY BRAIN JUST FUCKIN MELTED. AND FUCK, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO FOCUS ON ENGLISH, MATH, AND ART WITH ALL THE YUMMY MENTAL IMAGES. GUH.

UNF. JUST UNF. OFFICE SEX. KYUHYUN. NAUGHTY SUNGMIN UNDER HIS DESK DOING NAUGHT THINGS.

I apologize for my illiterate speech... -bows-
-walks away-

I LOVE YOUUUUU~~~

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Re: SPOT xelfishx September 29 2009, 23:53:34 UTC
OK. IM BACK. I CAN'T HELP IT.

I shall repeat this. UNF. JUUST UNF.

Min...In Calvin Clein underoos...KYU'S Calvin Clein underoos... BRB. Having multiple orgasms.

OH SUNGMIN. WHY ARE YOU SUCH A WILLING LITTLE WHORE? ESPECIALLY FOR KYU?!

I DEMAND MOOOOAR.
...
Actually, I demand a QMiMin sequel x3
///gets shot by Jisun~~~

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Re: SPOT xelfishx September 29 2009, 23:58:30 UTC
-reads comments below-
O_O
NOT UNTIL WE MAKE BEAUTIFUL INCESTUOUS, HOMOSEXUAL LOVE.
I CALL FIRST <3333 ( ... )

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SPOT sjdbskluv September 29 2009, 04:49:42 UTC
Umma
<3

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Re: SPOT tehgirlwonder September 29 2009, 12:09:34 UTC
WHY IS UMMA'S SPOT LAST?
SHE GAVE YOU THE PLOT BUNNY FOR THIS STORY! o 3o

It's 7:10 in the morning, and the first thing I read is smut?
Smut is almost ALWAYS the first thing I read in the morning though~(XDD)

Kekekeke,
Oh Julie, you write better smut than you think you do~<3

Sungmin is so silly, trying to deny Kyu in the beginning but no one can resist Cho Kyuhyun.
NO ONE.

Minnie wearing Kyu's underwear...
asdfghjkl;
brb dieing? <333

and what about you Kyuhyun?
You're a tease too!
Walking around with that big giant butt of yours~

The ending...
aaah<3
Why must you stopped?
I want to know all the other little naughty things Sungmin is going to do to Kyuhyun under that desk~<3333

Julie.
I don't care if you're my daughter,
We're getting married and making Kyumin smut babies.
You know you want to.
Gyeolhonhaejweo my baby, Gyeolhonhaejweo my lady~~

Like I said before,
YOU NEVER DISAPPOINT.
<3333333333333333

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Re: SPOT sjdbskluv September 30 2009, 01:14:01 UTC
>.< i'm sorry.

after you left, or when you were there, jisun asked first. -huggggggles snuggggles-


and xDD i feel loved, i'm being serenaded by so many people! LOL
(KyuMin babies.... smut.... oh gosh.. temptation..)

teehee, ^^v i'm glad i didn't disappoint♥

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Re: SPOT ditasav December 5 2011, 04:31:56 UTC
Awesome!!!
Office sex.... hot hot hawt ^^
Naughty Min is so cute, teasing Kyu down there.... qeqeqeqe

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sjdbskluv September 30 2009, 01:15:35 UTC
LOL evil minnie indeed xD

thanks for reading♥

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rai119 September 29 2009, 05:14:45 UTC
oh oh oh
save spot
read it again <33333333333333333

did i tell you how much i love you <33333333333333333

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sjdbskluv September 30 2009, 01:17:39 UTC
♥♥ love you back~ xD
glad you like this ^w^

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