[Oneshot] Revenge (NC-17 Warning)

[sjdbskluv]

Title: Revenge

Pairing: QMiMin (Three-some)

Rating: NC-17 (I even put it in red!)

Warning: Pure Smut. Read. At. Your. Own. Risk. (I warned. So don’t make me say, “I told you so.”)

Disclaimer: Nobody owns them. Duh.

Summary: ZhouMi and Sungmin want revenge on a certain Cho Kyuhyun in a certain way.

A/N: I blame xelfishx and sungminnie012 and

Comments

[sungminnie012]

:]

[sungminnie012]

PUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
frisky bunnies~
FAIL YESUNG IS THE BEST YESUNG EVER~
kekeke
i was so mad at Mimi at:
"You had a turn. Be patient.” ZhouMi states. He turns his feral smile towards the young male under him.
BUT! KYU MADE UP FOR IT BIG TIME
“Move.” Kyuhyun grunts.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~
minnie, it's okay~ people love your bottom-ness, and HOLSHIT DID ZHOUMI JUST..........................................
.......
.
...
............
minnie's such a tease with those dark, soulful eyes~
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA~
don't you love my semi-plot-bunnies~
kekekekekekekeke
OH JULIE UNNIE..
leave hanniee and come back to me~
teehee
ULTIMATE TOP! KYUHYUN~
kekekekekeke
SPLATTER~ is what it sounds like when
water drips sexily~
kekekekeke

[jia028]

“I’ve taken him more times then you have seen porn.” Kyuhyun growls

I love this statement.! XD

[beyateriz]

ZhouMi grins at the adorable expression Sungmin makes and can’t help but to place a quick kiss on the pink cheeks. Sungmin pouts as a thought hits him. “Why can’t I ever top? With either of you?” He turns to Kyuhyun. “You always top!” He complains. His bottom lip juts out further as Kyuhyun flashes him a smirk.

“I’m Cho Kyuhyun, hyung. I never bottom.”

Well said, Kyu, well said. <333 Loved it. Threesomes are awesome when there is a lesson to be learned. Hahahaha~

[tehgirlwonder]

MINE

[tehgirlwonder]

HOLYSWEETJEBUS
WHY SO HOT?!

I will comment properly after I sleep. x3
I believe I shall have wonderful QMiMin dreams~<3333

[sjdbskluv]

Hannie

>.< they beat ME to it @_@

[xelfishx]

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@_@

…

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW?!

HOLY FUCK SHIT.

PREPARE FOR AN EPIC FLAIL COMMENT.

Warning: This comment contains idiocy, and flaily fangirliness. If you already think I’m a stupid ‘tard, don’t read further :B

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OMFG.

OH MIMI’S FUCKING ORGASM!!!!!

THE HOTNESS~~~ IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS.

QMI OR KYUMIN
…
THERE IS NO NEED TO QUARREL. KYUMIN FANS, PUT DOWN YOUR MACHETES (Yes, I’m talking about you Jisun.) QMI FANS, YOU CAN LET GO OF YOUR BUTCHER KNIVES.

THREESOMES SOLVE EVERYTHING :DDDDDDDDDD

MIMIN MIMIN MIMIN -jumps around-

(Ran out of room)

[xelfishx]

OH HOLY FUCK. ZHOU MI IS A FUCKIN SEX GOD. AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM, RIGHT?! (When Zhou Mi and I get married, you'll always be welcomed to our bed ;D)

GAH. AND SUNGMIN, THE WILLING SLUT. <33333333

HEHEHEHE. KYUUUUUUU~ His elastic ass -giggle giggle-

THIS WAS ONE OF THE SMUTTIEST, DIRTIEST, KINKIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER READ… AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT :DDDDDDD

WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING?

I FEEL SO HONOURED BEING YOUR UNDERAGED LOVER~~~
DUDE. WE SHOULD GET MARRIED. THERES A MARRY AN LJ USER COMMUNITY HERE.

ONE OF THESE DAYS, ONCE I THINK OF SOMETHING, GET READY FOR AN EPIC PROPOSAL, BITCH. OUR LOVE WITH OUTSHINE THEM ALL.

@_@ NC-17 QMiMin dreams shall grace my subconscious~~

BUT BEFORE I LEAVE, I SHALL SERENADE THEE, AND DISPLAY THY AFFECTION FOR A BEAUTY THAT GOES BY THE NAME OF YOUNJEEN JULIE KIM
:B

Fuck, ran out of room again Dx’

[xelfishx]

OKAY. I SHALL START OFF WITH THE SINGING.
...
I ran out of ideas Dx' I'll do better next time~!
But here's something thats a thousand times better than me singing :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6AFu45yXsA&feature=player_embedded#
Hehehe~~

NOW. I SHALL DISPLAY MY AFFECTIONS FOR THIS LOVELY LASS.

IN MULTIPLE LANGUAGES (I am so glad that Daddy made me take over 16 language classes :3)

我爱你
わたしは、あなたを愛しています
사랑해
मैं आपसे प्यार करता / करती हूँ
ฉันรักเธอ
Tôi yêu bạn
Je T'aime
I LOVE YOU.

(Ok, I admit that the Hindi one I had to look it up xD).

HEHEHE.

I'M SORRY FOR LAME COMMENT.
I DO NOT DESERVE SUCH A WONDERFUL LOVER.
BUT YOU'RE MIND ANYWAYS :3

<3 <3 <3

[bunnylla]

SPOT. *off to read*

[bunnylla]

AH! TEASE. everybody is a tease.

ZhouMi/Min: FCUK. They are so into Kyu. And what a smart plan they have. Imagine Kyu's face seeing them on bed touching places only Kyu must touch. (as he believes...) =)) Poor Kyu, he was not expecting that.

KyuMin: Cute how they argue at the end. Yeah, Sungmin, Kyuhyun never bottoms. :) okay, rarely bottoms. plus, why argue Min? We all know you enjoy him being on top. /bricked!

QMi: The hell. these tall men got their hands over Min. RAPE. :)) and Mi was so aggressive - he was taking two at a time, marvelous. ZhouMi, i love you!

This threesome dominates me! ♥

[setsuna_k]

really, i don't read OT3 buuuut~
I love Zhou Mi!
and I love Kyuhyun!
and I looove Sungmin! ♥
what better way to get everything in one swoop with OT3 fics! XDD
oh, you hot hot writer, you! i so wish i could write smut too! XDDDD