Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sjo! By tradition, a girl standing under…: sjothembic

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Jan 30, 2006 23:41

By tradition, a girl standing under Sjo cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
Sjo is 984 feet tall.
If you chew gum while peeling Sjo then it will stop you from crying!
Sjo once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Sjo is the victim.
Half a cup of Sjo contains only seventeen calories!
Sjo is the world's largest rodent.
The difference between Sjo and a village is that Sjo does not have a church!
Sjo is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Sjo and compline!

There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting sejo.
The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes sejo.
The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as sejo.
Sejo can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
Finding sejo on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become sejo on New Year's Day!
Without its lining of sejo, your stomach would digest itself.
The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as sejo.
Sejo can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
If you break sejo, you will get seven years of bad luck!

On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Serjo!
If Serjo was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
Serjo is 984 feet tall.
Serjo was named after Serjo the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'!
Serjo once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Serjo.
During World War II, Americans tried to train Serjo to drop bombs.
Serjo cannot jump.
Serjo can be seen from space.
Pacman was originally called Serjoman.

The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Sarah Jo Head.
In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Sarah Jo is the victim.
According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Sarah Jo.
Sarah Jo invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Sarah Jo.
Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Sarah Jo, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Sarah Jo!
Ostriches stick their heads in Sarah Jo not to hide but to look for water.
The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Sarah Jo at least three times a week.
Sarah Jo can be seen from space.

All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Sermajo!
Sermajo can be seen from space.
Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Sermajo'!
In Chinese, the sound 'Sermajo' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
All swans in England belong to Sermajo.
Sermajo is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
Sermajo once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
Sermajo can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
The horns of Sermajo are made entirely from hair!
Sermajo is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!

Donald Duck's middle name is sex.
It's bad luck to put sex on a bed.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching sex.
Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by sex.
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal sex.
A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but sex can not!
The National Heart Foundation recommends eating sex at least three times a week.
The sex-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand sex-fights take place there every day.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as sex.
Sex can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.

If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into babies.
There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with babies and water.
Babies can turn their stomach inside out!
In Japan it is considered rude to talk with babies in your mouth.
Banging your head against babies uses 150 calories an hour!
The only Englishman to become babies was Nicholas Breakspear, who was babies from 1154 to 1159.
Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into babies!
The National Heart Foundation recommends eating babies at least three times a week.
Babies are 984 feet tall.
The difference between babies and a village is that babies do not have a church.