Blessed are The Beermakers
As with all myths, the origins of this one are mysterious. When fundamentalist students printed a pro-abstinence T-shirt listing the "Top Ten Reasons Jesus is Better Than Beer" years back, hop-head students responded with their "Top Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better than Religion".
1. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
2. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
3. Beer has never caused a major war.
4. They don't force beers on minors who can't think for themselves.
5. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
6. No one's ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over their brand of beer.
7. There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you.
8. You can prove you have a beer.
9. If you devote your life to beer, there are groups to help you.
10. You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a 2nd beer.
1. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
2. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
3. Beer has never caused a major war.
4. They don't force beers on minors who can't think for themselves.
5. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
6. No one's ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over their brand of beer.
7. There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you.
8. You can prove you have a beer.
9. If you devote your life to beer, there are groups to help you.
10. You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a 2nd beer.