I saw it...and it was funny!
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Kelly Monaco, Jewel, Marvin Hagler and Drew Carey
2. Where was your first kiss?
It was during a snowstorm when I lived in North Dakota. She was a good squaw.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalised someone else's property?
I'm pretty sure I have, but it was an accident.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Bitch had it coming! Just kidding. About her having it coming, that is. I really did hit her, but...again, it was an accident. She was NOT happy. Oops.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
Yep. Hey...how funny would it be if all us LJ people got together for karaoke?!
6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Boobs.
7. What really turns you on?
Pigtails/handlebars.
8. What do you order at Starbucks?
Triple Double Mochachinno with extra wuss cream.
9. What is your biggest mistake?
Getting one too many concussions.
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Jeez, no! I hurt myself on a regular basis on accident. Why the hell would I do it on purpose?! It HURTS!
11. Say something totally random about yourself.
When I'm throwing up/praying to the Porcelin Gods, I always thank whoever cleaned it THAT DAY!
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
I don't think so. Well, once some dude said I looked like this mexican guy in some B Movie that gets shot up real good in the first 2 minutes of the movie.
13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Ehh...I watch Spider-Man in the morning as I'm getting ready for work and I pop in a Disney flick every now and again.
14. Did you have braces?
No, but I wish I did.
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
Yeah, it's alright. I got long arms, though. That scares me a lil bit.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
17. When do you know it's love?
I knew when we kept laughing when whatever it was we were laughing at wasn't really that funny.
18. Do you speak any other languages?
Mediocre spanish.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
God, no...I've got enough trouble losing the tan I already have.
20. What magazines do you read?
Playboy (actually, I ogle the spreads and THEN I read), Maxim (same thing here) and just to ease all that testosterone I read some of gingham's mags.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yeah! It was so much damned fun. Watching "Christmas Vacation" on the limo's big screen while we drive around in Dallas looking at Christmas lights.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yep. Grandmothers, great uncles, aunts...
23. Do you watch MTV?
Nope, not even a little bit.
24. What's something that really annoys you?
Being in a hurry.
25. What's something you really like?
I really like cooking for a group of pals. I dig on the attention and them scarffing down all my food.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
I used to like him when he was...y'know....black.
27. Can you dance?
I can CUMBIA! I used to waltz. I haven't been dancing in a long time, though. I should take lessons!
28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
Midnight! Ummm...I don't really know. I try to get in at least a few hours of sleep before doing anything. I don't think I could function if I didn't sleep.
30. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Not that I can ever remember.
31. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Oh yeah. They're funny and you learn a bit more of whoever filled them out.
Kelly Monaco, Jewel, Marvin Hagler and Drew Carey
2. Where was your first kiss?
It was during a snowstorm when I lived in North Dakota. She was a good squaw.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalised someone else's property?
I'm pretty sure I have, but it was an accident.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Bitch had it coming! Just kidding. About her having it coming, that is. I really did hit her, but...again, it was an accident. She was NOT happy. Oops.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
Yep. Hey...how funny would it be if all us LJ people got together for karaoke?!
6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Boobs.
7. What really turns you on?
Pigtails/handlebars.
8. What do you order at Starbucks?
Triple Double Mochachinno with extra wuss cream.
9. What is your biggest mistake?
Getting one too many concussions.
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Jeez, no! I hurt myself on a regular basis on accident. Why the hell would I do it on purpose?! It HURTS!
11. Say something totally random about yourself.
When I'm throwing up/praying to the Porcelin Gods, I always thank whoever cleaned it THAT DAY!
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
I don't think so. Well, once some dude said I looked like this mexican guy in some B Movie that gets shot up real good in the first 2 minutes of the movie.
13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Ehh...I watch Spider-Man in the morning as I'm getting ready for work and I pop in a Disney flick every now and again.
14. Did you have braces?
No, but I wish I did.
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
Yeah, it's alright. I got long arms, though. That scares me a lil bit.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
17. When do you know it's love?
I knew when we kept laughing when whatever it was we were laughing at wasn't really that funny.
18. Do you speak any other languages?
Mediocre spanish.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
God, no...I've got enough trouble losing the tan I already have.
20. What magazines do you read?
Playboy (actually, I ogle the spreads and THEN I read), Maxim (same thing here) and just to ease all that testosterone I read some of gingham's mags.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yeah! It was so much damned fun. Watching "Christmas Vacation" on the limo's big screen while we drive around in Dallas looking at Christmas lights.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yep. Grandmothers, great uncles, aunts...
23. Do you watch MTV?
Nope, not even a little bit.
24. What's something that really annoys you?
Being in a hurry.
25. What's something you really like?
I really like cooking for a group of pals. I dig on the attention and them scarffing down all my food.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
I used to like him when he was...y'know....black.
27. Can you dance?
I can CUMBIA! I used to waltz. I haven't been dancing in a long time, though. I should take lessons!
28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
Midnight! Ummm...I don't really know. I try to get in at least a few hours of sleep before doing anything. I don't think I could function if I didn't sleep.
30. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Not that I can ever remember.
31. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Oh yeah. They're funny and you learn a bit more of whoever filled them out.