So, I have a few things to take care of (one of them being, ME) I decided to take a nap instead of gettings these things accomplished. Heh...I'm still procrastinating by posting instead of showering and getting myself ready and making sure I have everything I need for tonight. Graduation gifts for our pal Matt's graduation party, CHECK! Mother's ( Read more... )

Well, my fine feathered friends, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts and I also have something to share with you all. This afternoon, while I was finishing up a proposal for a new client, my girlfriend, gingham went shopping. A rather normal excursion on her days off. So, when she returns, she asks for help gathering all her buys. To my surprise, she ( Read more... )

It's Cinco De Mayo! Time for a Corona, a Tecate, a Carta Blanca, a Modelo Especial, a Cerveza Victoria, a Negra Modelo, a Cerveza Sol, a Dos Equis, a Noche Buena (I actually can't even buy this one until the Holiday Season. Yeah, Mexico has Holiday Beer...) and a Cerveza Bohemia. In that order...with limes. Lots and lots of limes ( Read more... )

i just smacked my forehead on the dryer as i was taking the bed sheets out of it. good night, all.

I overheard this at the Burger King in Van Alstyne, Texas. THIS is why I loathe small towns.

"My nuggets will squash your gazebo!"

Now, I don't think that's what was really said. But, that's what I heard. I have to spend 3 days in this town. Pray for me.

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So, I got a pair of glasses today. It's the first pair I've had since tonyroomz stomped on my old glasses and I ran over the extra pair I had. So, I put them on and thought to myself..."Whoa...I'm in high school again!" But, that feeling passed by fairly quickly and I'm already adjusting to them again. So, I'm watching TV and run across an episode of ( Read more... )

There's a lime in my cocktail....mmmmmm. I'm talking with lordsauron about the lopsided Orange Bowl. USC spanked OU and I'm smiling through the vodka. Mmmmmm. gingham comes home in about 10 minutes. Mmmmmm. There's a big bowl of oranges on my television screen. Mmmmmm. Okay...goodnight all. May all your dreams smell of elderberry. Amen.

So, Wendy and I are watching a movie last night. Whilst we watched the movie, Wendy was wrapping up christmas presents. I decided I wanted some hot apple cider. So, I made some. Here's the part where a bear made me feel bad. I walked back to my seat and got tripped up by one of the presents. A Talking Care Bear. Well, in tripping the bear, I ( Read more... )

Total amount of money disputed at a Texas Worker's Compensation Commission Hearing on the distribution of said funds: $69,590 ( Read more... )