I've said it before (maybe not here) -- Americans have got to be the fattest people on the planet! I've noticed it when I travel, you can spot an American overseas by the fact that they are wider than just about anyone else you will see. However, the bit I just read in jmctechie's blog takes the cake ( Read more... )

Swiped from ( Read more... )

Two updates in one day, this could be a record! :)
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This from the cube behind me:
"What is the prize the doctor is going to give you for harvesting the little girls?"

I'm really hoping they're talking about a video game....

As I was driving home last night I got this tickle in the back of my throat that had me trying to hack up a lung. When I commented on it, the first thing that came to mind was that it's a good thing it was only a tickle, and not a perl or a python....

(if that doesn't make any sense to you, consider yourself lucky :) )

I have this great amusement park for birds outside my office window. It's not just the agapanthus flowers that send the hummingbirds into sugar extasy, or the hawks that make a game out of scaring the bejeesus out of the local pigeons (more power to the hawks ( Read more... )

I keep running across software that claims to be "shareware", yet stops working after a few days/hours/weeks unless you pay for it. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that what is called a "demo ( Read more... )

And in other news, I got back to my car at the train station Wednesday night to find my trunk open, my rear driver's side window spread across the back seat, and a hole in the dashboard where my car stereo should be. So much for San Jose being America's safest city (at least as far as my car is concerned ( Read more... )

I've made the big time, I'm on YouTube! On of our actors took some video from backstage during closing and posted it on YouTube. You can see me in the background, in the follow spot ( Read more... )

ursulav just wrote a wonderful entry on her experiences at work that reminded me of one of our mantras at the theatre -- "NO GLITTER ( Read more... )