Soooooooooooooooooooooo........
Okay.............So....you know how Steve and Caitlin were going out, right? ... Well, they had sex. Then broke up.
Me: Hey.....Is Steve there?
Steve: Speaking.
Me:Hey Steve....It's Mel, I'm not gonna take up your important that you could be smoking dope or fucking whatever little whore you have at your place now, ready to suck your cock or whatever you want her to do or anything you think is more important than talking to me, just gotta ask you one question: why are you acting like everything is okay with us when it's so clearly not? I mean, one week you tell me to fuck off, I hear from everyone that you hate me, then you fuck my ex best friend, then I fight her, then you act like we're .... cool. I don't get it.
Steve: I'm trying to calm everyone down after the fight.
Me: ....
Me: Well at least one good thing came from all this.
Steve: ?
Me: You got laid.
Steve: We barely fucked.
Me:.......................................................................O.o;
Steve: Well....about thirty seconds into it, Steph (Caitlin's best friend) walks in and Caitlin doesn't want to do it anymore.
Me: ..... Brian asked her about that and she said, and I quote, "He was so good! Yes, I fucked him and he was sooo good!"
Steve: ..... o_O;;;
Me: Yeah. And I'm thinkin', 'Good compared to what?' (Because, ya know, she fucked the first guy she kissed. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *laughs for about 958395839 years*)
Steve: Shyeah! I know!
Me: Well, I'll see ya in 6 days. I'm suspended.
Steve: Peace.
Me: *thinking* I thought I was over you but .... I still love you. *out loud* Peace out.
What do I DOOOOOOOOOOO?!?! I'm like, *_______*helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelp!
ANY comments are muchly appreciated.
Mis Cronic.
PS - New email - s_t_o_n_e_r_420@hotmail.com
sweeeeeeet.
PPS - See how I cleverly (sp?) disguised my Steve thing with random bubbly things? Mwah ha ha ha ha!
Me: Hey.....Is Steve there?
Steve: Speaking.
Me:Hey Steve....It's Mel, I'm not gonna take up your important that you could be smoking dope or fucking whatever little whore you have at your place now, ready to suck your cock or whatever you want her to do or anything you think is more important than talking to me, just gotta ask you one question: why are you acting like everything is okay with us when it's so clearly not? I mean, one week you tell me to fuck off, I hear from everyone that you hate me, then you fuck my ex best friend, then I fight her, then you act like we're .... cool. I don't get it.
Steve: I'm trying to calm everyone down after the fight.
Me: ....
Me: Well at least one good thing came from all this.
Steve: ?
Me: You got laid.
Steve: We barely fucked.
Me:.......................................................................O.o;
Steve: Well....about thirty seconds into it, Steph (Caitlin's best friend) walks in and Caitlin doesn't want to do it anymore.
Me: ..... Brian asked her about that and she said, and I quote, "He was so good! Yes, I fucked him and he was sooo good!"
Steve: ..... o_O;;;
Me: Yeah. And I'm thinkin', 'Good compared to what?' (Because, ya know, she fucked the first guy she kissed. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *laughs for about 958395839 years*)
Steve: Shyeah! I know!
Me: Well, I'll see ya in 6 days. I'm suspended.
Steve: Peace.
Me: *thinking* I thought I was over you but .... I still love you. *out loud* Peace out.
What do I DOOOOOOOOOOO?!?! I'm like, *_______*helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelp!
ANY comments are muchly appreciated.
Mis Cronic.
PS - New email - s_t_o_n_e_r_420@hotmail.com
sweeeeeeet.
PPS - See how I cleverly (sp?) disguised my Steve thing with random bubbly things? Mwah ha ha ha ha!