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OGodThe x (1:43:42 AM): so who allowed pamela anderson to have her own sitcom?
OGodThe x (1:43:52 AM): i think they should be shot in the face for that...
SK8terChik886 (1:43:54 AM): omgosh are you serious?
SK8terChik886 (1:44:04 AM): o are you talkin bout that one where shes like a librarian or somthing?
OGodThe x (1:44:11 AM): yeah
SK8terChik886 (1:44:15 AM): on spike tv
OGodThe x (1:44:42 AM): it was on FOX
OGodThe x (1:44:42 AM): yeah
OGodThe x (1:44:42 AM): "Stacked" or w/e
SK8terChik886 (1:44:53 AM): yaa
OGodThe x (1:45:16 AM): but still....its not even funny
SK8terChik886 (1:46:07 AM): your should write a letter!
OGodThe x (1:46:45 AM): eh i dont think it'll make it past one season
SK8terChik886 (1:47:23 AM): i think it already has on spike
OGodThe x (1:48:45 AM): well thats because spike is for dudes who have no other thing to do but to stare at pamela's boobs and daydream about them
SK8terChik886 (1:49:26 AM): very true
OGodThe x (1:49:55 AM): yeah so
OGodThe x (1:50:05 AM): i'm pretty much right
OGodThe x (1:50:29 AM): hmm..1 girl, 4 girls, or The Village People?
SK8terChik886 (1:50:44 AM): huh
OGodThe x (1:51:08 AM): eh some weird european commercial
SK8terChik886 (1:51:16 AM): o lol
OGodThe x (1:51:46 AM): mhm
SK8terChik886 (1:52:08 AM): chek my profile, it makes me smile :-D
SK8terChik886 (1:52:42 AM): lol
SK8terChik886 (1:52:48 AM): you cant even do a real smiley
SK8terChik886 (1:52:51 AM): wat a loser
SK8terChik886 (1:52:52 AM): lol
OGodThe x (1:53:02 AM): you're just jealous
SK8terChik886 (1:53:14 AM): ya caught meh
OGodThe x (1:53:27 AM): yeah i could sense it
OGodThe x (1:53:34 AM): spidey sense...
SK8terChik886 (1:53:39 AM): Lets play Monopoly.
OGodThe x (1:54:50 AM): aight
SK8terChik886 (1:54:59 AM): i wanna be the shoe,
SK8terChik886 (1:55:03 AM): so i can kick your butt
OGodThe x (1:55:23 AM): i'll be the little dog, so when you do kick me, i can take your shoe and run away really quickly
OGodThe x (1:55:46 AM): and it wont be that awkward
SK8terChik886 (1:56:18 AM): And then, a bird flies in to tell Scott this message: Shes planned out the game so you get ALL of the "go to jail" cards
SK8terChik886 (1:56:51 AM): then the bird continues to say... "and shes hired a robber to steal all your money and WATER WORKS!"
OGodThe x (1:56:52 AM): THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT TO GIVE YOU THE RIGHTS TO MAKE ME LOSE AT MONOPOLY
OGodThe x (1:57:19 AM): WHO DIED AND ELECTED YOU PRESIDENT?
SK8terChik886 (1:57:31 AM): The Mayor of Monopoly
OGodThe x (1:57:32 AM): he says in all capitals...
OGodThe x (1:57:43 AM): THERE IS NO PRESIDENT OF MONOPOLY
SK8terChik886 (1:57:47 AM): YES THERE IS
OGodThe x (1:57:48 AM): ONLY A MAYOR
OGodThe x (1:57:50 AM): SO THEREFORE
OGodThe x (1:57:58 AM): YOU ASSUMING AN OFFICE THAT DOESN'T EXIST
OGodThe x (1:58:03 AM): YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED
SK8terChik886 (1:58:05 AM): AND HIS NAME WAS MONTY CRUSCO
SK8terChik886 (1:58:10 AM): I KNEW HIM
SK8terChik886 (1:58:27 AM): HE LIVED A STREET OVR FROM THE MUFFIN MAN ON DREWRY LANE!@#%
OGodThe x (1:58:37 AM): THAT'S A LIE; HIS NAME WAS RON!!
SK8terChik886 (1:58:43 AM): WAS NOT!
OGodThe x (1:59:01 AM): LOOK ON HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE THAT HE KEEPS HIDDEN FROM LITTLE BLOND GIRLS!!!
SK8terChik886 (1:59:04 AM): Rons my uncle, dont be talkin bout him like that...hes very sensative.
OGodThe x (1:59:14 AM): does he own a hamburger chain?
SK8terChik886 (1:59:33 AM): shhh, your not suppose to know!
SK8terChik886 (1:59:57 AM): His real name is Ronald Mconald Stavisco.
OGodThe x (1:59:57 AM): I DISCOVERED YOUR DEEP DARK SECRET
SK8terChik886 (2:00:01 AM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OGodThe x (2:00:05 AM): Mconald?
SK8terChik886 (2:00:27 AM): thats his middle name, hes not related to you. unles your super tall, super skinny, and wear size 35shoes
OGodThe x (2:01:15 AM): thers no D in Mc[D]onald?
OGodThe x (2:01:31 AM): oi
OGodThe x (2:01:38 AM): no i'm not related to him
SK8terChik886 (2:01:48 AM): nope, the D is jus there for the resturant, it throws off suspecting people LIKE YOU
OGodThe x (2:01:56 AM): I NEVER SUSPECTED
SK8terChik886 (2:01:59 AM): LIAR
OGodThe x (2:02:18 AM): I DON'T LIE EITHER
SK8terChik886 (2:02:27 AM): THERE YOU GO LIYING AGAIN
OGodThe x (2:02:39 AM): I'M NOT LYING I'VE NEVER LIED TO YOU
OGodThe x (2:02:49 AM): OR YOUR UNCLE
SK8terChik886 (2:02:50 AM): DONT MAKE ME CALL MONTY! HE'LL TAKE YOU TO JAIL
OGodThe x (2:03:06 AM): you're just insane
OGodThe x (2:03:09 AM): thats all there is to it
OGodThe x (2:03:19 AM): next youre gonna say his real last name was Python...
SK8terChik886 (2:03:21 AM): Althou, its quite fun. He takes you on a white flying horse called Pegapoop.
SK8terChik886 (2:03:34 AM): now, Monty Crusco
OGodThe x (2:03:47 AM): YOU'RE INSANE
OGodThe x (2:03:50 AM): CRAZY
SK8terChik886 (2:04:02 AM): Monty Python was his twin step brother.
SK8terChik886 (2:04:11 AM): (as if that makes since)
OGodThe x (2:04:13 AM): twin step brother, eh?
OGodThe x (2:04:24 AM): not really. but still
SK8terChik886 (2:04:43 AM): DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT YOU PANSY EATING LAMMA!
OGodThe x (2:05:11 AM): YOU CAN'T SPELL LLAMA RIGHT!
OGodThe x (2:05:17 AM): I WIN
SK8terChik886 (2:05:20 AM): CUZ ITS NOT A REGULAR LAMMA
OGodThe x (2:05:21 AM): END OF DISCUSSION
OGodThe x (2:05:23 AM): PERIOD
OGodThe x (2:05:24 AM): I WIN
OGodThe x (2:05:26 AM): .
SK8terChik886 (2:05:29 AM): ITS A SPECIAL LAMMA
OGodThe x (2:05:32 AM): there that means it's done
SK8terChik886 (2:05:39 AM): nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
OGodThe x (2:05:53 AM): but you just said a lamma isn't normal, so a lamma is a special kind of the special kind that isn't the normal kind of llama?
SK8terChik886 (2:05:58 AM): ::falls to the ground with the dramatic movie effects, and cameras zooming out on him::
SK8terChik886 (2:06:12 AM): nope, not the normal kind
SK8terChik886 (2:06:19 AM): of special lamma
OGodThe x (2:06:20 AM): ::forgets last line, forces us to retake the scene:: i'm sorry guys
SK8terChik886 (2:06:55 AM): "YOU SHOULD BE" (yells the cast) "WE JUST WASTED FILM!"
OGodThe x (2:07:12 AM): SO FIRE ME
OGodThe x (2:07:28 AM): YOU'LL REGRET IT SINCE I'M THE BEST ACTOR THIS SIDE OF THE NORTH CANADIAN HAS SEEN
SK8terChik886 (2:07:50 AM): (then randomly the 2 rollie pollies from a bugs life roll across the stage yelling "YOUR FIRED!!"
OGodThe x (2:08:04 AM): YOU'RE BUGS YOU DON'T OWN ME
OGodThe x (2:08:15 AM): NOR ARE YOU FURTHER UP THE CORPORATE LADDER THAN I
SK8terChik886 (2:08:34 AM): Then i'll just go to china and get some famous actor who knows how to stencil, and hes going to make us free shirts and coffee cups too!!!!!
SK8terChik886 (2:09:10 AM): AND PAJAMA PANTS WITH CUP HOLDERS!
OGodThe x (2:09:29 AM): hmm he wont do it for free, though
SK8terChik886 (2:09:42 AM): not the pj pants, but the coffee cups and shirts he is
OGodThe x (2:10:09 AM): ...he needs to buy paint and such to make them shirts with
SK8terChik886 (2:10:37 AM): hello hes asian, he makes his own paint. all natural at that, made from flowers and cranberries
OGodThe x (2:10:46 AM): you only wish
OGodThe x (2:10:52 AM): :P
SK8terChik886 (2:10:59 AM): its all naturall. they smell good and the snozeberrys taste like snozeberrys
SK8terChik886 (2:11:23 AM): Where is your boy tonight? I really do hope hes a gentalman.
OGodThe x (2:11:34 AM): ASD;LEIASDFNO!
SK8terChik886 (2:12:00 AM): Where is your woman tonight? I really do hope shes a gentalman.*
OGodThe x (2:12:16 AM): "...shes a gentlemen" haha
SK8terChik886 (2:12:16 AM): wait
OGodThe x (2:12:22 AM): how about a gentlewoman?
SK8terChik886 (2:12:43 AM): just a second missy dont get ur pantys in a bundle
SK8terChik886 (2:12:46 AM): Where is your woman tonight? I really do hope shes not a gentalman.
OGodThe x (2:13:08 AM): my panties are fine where they are, thank you
OGodThe x (2:13:08 AM): i mean...what panties?
SK8terChik886 (2:13:29 AM): I JUST SAW YOUR NOSE GROW! I KNEW YOU WERE PINOCIO!
OGodThe x (2:13:58 AM): HECKS NAW CUZ
SK8terChik886 (2:14:10 AM): So wat up Ge?
OGodThe x (2:14:27 AM): psh notta
SK8terChik886 (2:14:32 AM): koo koo
SK8terChik886 (2:14:45 AM): (that was a bird not me)
OGodThe x (2:14:57 AM): mhm and translation, please?
SK8terChik886 (2:15:37 AM): soo i went to the docteres the other day to see if i have add or somthin, but couldnt figure out why we didnt finish the convo we were.....OMGOSH ITS A HAMPSTER
OGodThe x (2:16:04 AM): OH THAT SUUUUUCKS
SK8terChik886 (2:16:11 AM): huh wat does?
SK8terChik886 (2:16:19 AM): o that my hampster got out? yea it does...
SK8terChik886 (2:16:22 AM): 3rd one this week
OGodThe x (2:16:33 AM): the fact that you couldn't get a refund on that tazer
SK8terChik886 (2:16:53 AM): o? yea...it did. the cop was just so mean bout it
OGodThe x (2:18:06 AM): them basset hounds...always shortchanging ya at the laundromat
SK8terChik886 (2:18:18 AM): omgosh how did you kno about that?
SK8terChik886 (2:19:58 AM): woah...a bannana with wings,
SK8terChik886 (2:20:02 AM): must of drank redbull
OGodThe x (2:21:03 AM): ah
OGodThe x (2:21:06 AM): must have
OGodThe x (2:25:49 AM): i must be losing my mind...
SK8terChik886 (2:31:41 AM): heh yea..me 2
OGodThe x (2:31:47 AM): ACH! NINJAS! HANG ON KIDS!
SK8terChik886 (2:31:56 AM): RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!
OGodThe x (2:32:30 AM): THEY'RE ATTACKING THE SCHOOL BUS
SK8terChik886 (2:32:43 AM): NOOOOOOO SAVE THE TURTLES!
SK8terChik886 (2:32:49 AM): wait.. which school bus?
SK8terChik886 (2:33:25 AM): cuz they wer suppose to do a demonstration on how the secret service has there own unprotected school bus...
OGodThe x (2:33:34 AM): the green one
SK8terChik886 (2:33:49 AM): o ok then
SK8terChik886 (2:33:57 AM): SAVE THE TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SK8terChik886 (2:34:22 AM): or are the flamingos on that one? i never can keep those dang busses straight
OGodThe x (2:34:35 AM): word
this kids amzing. Ya gotta love Scott...