the Shock Jock

(57% dark, 50% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also ( Read more... )

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE ( Read more... )

I write songs about drugs I've never done ( Read more... )

up and down.
up and down.
up and down.
up and down.
up and down.
up and down.
up and down.
up and down.
up and down.
up and down.
up and down.
up and down.

life is one big rollercoaster for me.
now pass me the fork.

"Hello, 911? I've just been attacked bai a group of ninjas... yes I'm in Humbult park and their seemed to be about 7 or 8 of them... I was unable to tell cause they all had masks on and were hiding in the dark... ok, thank you!"

XD LMAO

How to make a Beth Marie Niemann
Ingredients:

5 parts anger

5 parts silliness

1 part beauty
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

*shrugs*

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pants off to Davey Star/Rude(whatever the hell he calls himself now a days) and his birthday. For he is 18 and I am ready to go out wif him to celebrate. Tommarow, however, will be the real celebration for his birthday ( Read more... )

So I got totally paid today HUZZAH which means I'll have money for prom :3 :3 :3 ( Read more... )

w00t I gots me a car.