Its been one year since I met sara on a blind date on a cold december night. I wore all black, for i was told I look good in black. She pulled up in a white mini van, parents behind her. I shook her hand, she gave me a hug ( Read more... )

Laughter, Lots of funny people out there, thought id make a list of the people who have made me laugh the hardest. I can't do it, im afraid im gonna leave someone out. I feel like I've been laughing recently but I dont remember about what ( Read more... )

Yeah, I got the video tape today. To all those who participated in it thankyou. Twas indeed a cinematic masterpiece. You guys are teh greatest. To those who werent in it, forshame! U DONT LOVE ME! NO ONE DOES!!! WAHHHH! well anyways, thanks again. It made my day.

Someone gets a spanking!

Tanks

17 days

hey, if you guys ever have a question like how much i love sara, dont be afraid to ask

18 days

I wanna open a speaker store that does home entertainment installations. And some for like movie theatres and commerical buildings. Laser beams that beam sound into ur ear.

20 days

Angry man say dangity-dang ( Read more... )

Last night I saw a pretty awesome show in Tampa called Barrage. It was alternative musical theatre I guess. It told a story about two tribes: One of the sun and one of the Moon. And their tribes got together to decide who would rule over them during an eclipse or something. The only person who talked was the narrator. The others just played their ( Read more... )

If you guys are feeling generous when im there, then, by all means, feel free to get me a little something, like oh lets say, LIVEWIRE. Who knows, I might be quite generous in return. I have my ways of repaying my friends.... Do i still owe ian 20 dollars for that 8th science projet on roller coasters? oh god, i hope not.

General Tso, you are a worthy adversary.

What my fortune cookies said: "He who is healthy, is young" (worse cookie ever)

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Q: Cigarette smokers are more likely to get _____ than non smokers...
A.) Lung cancer
B.) Throat cancer
C.) Cigarettes