Hi Honey I'm Hoooome

Dec 12, 2007 00:07

I'm not sure what's with the sudden onslaught this year of stupid questions like "AHHH WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED??!" or "AHHHH ARe YOU ENGAGED ( Read more... )

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eviltommy December 12 2007, 06:42:42 UTC
you should punish them by marrying a jew.

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abstracttouch December 12 2007, 21:51:36 UTC
wait... you mean you and kris aren't planning a wedding?

I kid. I kid.

seriously though, when ARE you getting married.
kidding AGAIN :D

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chi_lo December 12 2007, 22:19:31 UTC
Well, hold on now Crystal. They had NOTHING to do with your awesome accomplishments? Lets examine:

Without your parents, you would've been living on the streets all your life. To survive, you would've had to whore yourself out to random homeless guys for around $5 a pop at the tender age of 13. Fast forward to now....you'd be working probably at burger king, washing the piss off the bathroom floor in the mens room because lets face it, we have bad aim. They provided you with a roof over your shoulders and sent you to school so you wouldn't have grown up to be a complete and utter whore.

So if you think about it THAT WAY.....really, none of your accomplishments belong to you...... They belong to your parents. I suggest you start direct depositing your paycheck directly into their account and be done with it.

Good day.

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skadd4life December 13 2007, 03:22:04 UTC
dad?

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chi_lo December 13 2007, 15:34:47 UTC
ahhaahahahahahah yes, it is I, your father.

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