John Cleese's Letter to America

Jul 22, 2007 13:07


Which you can find...

To the citizens of the United States of America

In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, ( Read more... )

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Looooooooooove it, but your Amarican will kill you, again!!!! oppieh July 22 2007, 16:56:34 UTC
You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, daddy or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists and you dad shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist or ask your dad to solve it, then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
So you shouldn't be in our national defense team (since you hardly can call it an army).

-----> Going to add this in the family rules. Thank you Sheila :d

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Re: Looooooooooove it, but your Amarican Friends will kill you, again!!!! oppieh July 22 2007, 16:58:27 UTC
forgot friends :d

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Re: Looooooooooove it, but your Amarican Friends will kill you, again!!!! skailagise July 22 2007, 18:18:36 UTC
The American friends I have are okay with it. And one of my best friends just told me to leave em alone. Joy. Meh, miss him though.

Oh well :P His loss?

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Re: Looooooooooove it, but your Amarican Friends will kill you, again!!!! oppieh July 22 2007, 20:11:12 UTC
why would he do that? What did you do?

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