FOR THE PAST WEEK AND A HALF, BOARD GAMES HAVE SLOWLY BEEN TAKING OVER MY LIFE...I KINDA LOVE IT. SO IF YOU ASK, "WHAT DID YOU DO THIS WEEKEND"? I WILL ANSWER WITH, "I PLAYED SOME DAMN BOARED GAMES". WHOAHOO!
i just called your office to tell you that i was offended because the deli lady just sold me a pack of camel lights and she goes "YOU smoke these?" and i was like "yeah." and she's like "i thought only MEN smoked these!" and i was like "they're just cheaper than marlboro lights." THEN she CALLED THE OTHER DELI LADY OVER and was like "LOOK! SHE smokes these! those are OLD MAN cigarettes!"
POINT BEING! your workstudy told me that you were "out of the office for the rest of the day" and when i asked if you had left or were in a meeting she said "she had to attend a MEMORIAL SERVICE"
you friggin knucklehead. i love it.
don't worry, i waited until i said bye and hung up to start laughing.
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you're a filthy fucking liar dude!
i just called your office to tell you that i was offended because the deli lady just sold me a pack of camel lights and she goes "YOU smoke these?" and i was like "yeah." and she's like "i thought only MEN smoked these!" and i was like "they're just cheaper than marlboro lights." THEN she CALLED THE OTHER DELI LADY OVER and was like "LOOK! SHE smokes these! those are OLD MAN cigarettes!"
POINT BEING! your workstudy told me that you were "out of the office for the rest of the day" and when i asked if you had left or were in a meeting she said "she had to attend a MEMORIAL SERVICE"
you friggin knucklehead. i love it.
don't worry, i waited until i said bye and hung up to start laughing.
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