OH GOD

[skambie]

ITCHY ITCHY ITCHY
LIKE CHICKEN POX IN YOUR ASS
OHMYGOD LIKE
HOW DO I LIVE RIGHT NOW
HOW DO I SURVIVE THIS, I NEED TO GO GET SOME NUMBING CREAM OR SOME FUCKING COCAINE SO I CAN SNORT IT ALL AND NOT NOTICE THIS TERRIBLE
TERRIBLE
TERRIBLE
ITCHY ITCH

Comments

[egomania]

NOT TO LAUGH AT YOUR PAIN, BUT... ROFLLL

po' you ;o;

[skambie]

LOL IT'S HILARIOUS BUT IT'S THE WORRRST.
I'm probably going to have to cancel my plans today, because it's so itchy and burny that I end up bending over just to relieve the pain, and I end up making moany pained sounds, so basically I appear to be a cat in heat.
It is THE WORST. I'm SITTING ON A BAG OF ICE AS WE SPEAK.

[egomania]

Shit, bro, I'm sorry!
I will just feel bad for you and stop laughing at you

[mobculture]

It burns burns burns like a burning ring of fire...

Hahahaha, sorry. :)

[skambie]

HAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD AND MY BUTT TWITCHED AND I WINCED IN PAIN. LOL. Ya bastard!

[mobculture]

Ahhaha, sorry! Couldn't help it. Hope you're feeling better. :)

[unnecessary_]

Oh my God now I'm terrified of it!